Short Catholic Poems

Short Catholic Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Catholic by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Catholic by length and keyword.


Premium Member Queen Elizabeth

Queen Elizabeth
sentenced her cousin to death:
"Mary, you're the Queen of every Scot,
but you are Catholic.  I am not".
Form: Clerihew


Premium Member In My Room

As I walked in the room 

I met 

3 Catholic Bibles 

3 Catechisms (Summary of the bible) 

2 Lamps 

1 Altar 

A bed
Form: List

Premium Member Catholic Or Roman Catholics

Believing in Jesus Christ or Father Christ
Is being and with Catholics or Roman Catholics
Church He established or started

5202014
Form: Haiku

Laugh Out Loud Brawy Limerick

sip your coffee and smoke cigar
you the ass holy and mob boss 
catholic faith noth
protestants’ hybrid
St. John the Baptist spurious
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Catholic Or Roman Catholic Church

Jesus or Father Christ established or started
	The Catholic or Roman Catholic Church
		With our first pope St. Peter on Second Century
Form: Haiku


Growing Up Catholic

life's many theories
may cause many worries

is there a god?
is it a fraud?

am I going to burn in hell?
since my chocolate bars won't sell
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Insanity Slams Christianity

The Pope slams US Catholic leaders
    who won't 'embrace meaningful change'

  Yet he praises Russia's 'proud history'
    ~ Is the man deranged?!
Form: Rhyme

Holy Freebies

The European Court of Human Rights
Have just approved Catholic appetites
The Vatican can't be sued
No matter how crude or rude
Sovereign Immunity sybarites!
Form: Limerick

The Catholic Angle To Christian Fundamentalism

You steer clear of society because you think it sinful
You say that the natural is not good, 
Why don’t you admit to demanding bodily contrition from your kids?

Premium Member Magisterium

From Latin magister=teacher
Term for the mandate of the Catholic to present a faith
Interpret it with the Holy Spirit
To protect it from falsifications

11302011
Form: Quatrain

There Once Was a Young Man Named Mather

There once was a 
young man named 
Mather,
who wished to be 
Catholic Father.
The young man got 
tarry
as priest do not 
marry.
He went home to 
marry at Nather.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Cruise Exploration

A table of eight on the ship. A Catholic friend takes a sip. Her ice down her blouse. The eyes of all rouse. In bra, do her hands take a dip.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Apocrypha

The Catholic Church added the 7 books of the "apocrypha" 
     To the Bible after the Protestant Reformation.  
      Luther took them out during the Protestant Reformation
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Belongs To Catholic Church

Anyone who
In union with
Pope
The bishops

In Father Christ through
Profession of the Catholic faith
Reception of the Sacraments
In all communion with the Catholic Church

5042013
Form: Verse

Ones- Very, Very Pious Catholic Priest

Once - a very, very pious catholic priest,
Comes out of a brothel on lovely morning,
Fiddling with his prayer beads, he whispers:-
"Reception is divine, but price is diabolic".
Form: Quatrain

One Day, the Catholic Argued With a Jew,

One day, a Catholic argued with a Jew,
Whose faith is more kind, whose faith is more true.
Seized by the neck and squeezed very tight,
The Jew confessed - " Your faith is more kind!"
Form: Quatrain

Once and Forever

Once a Catholic…
  always a Catholic

Once a Priest…
  forever a Priest

Once a Poet…
  always a Poet

Once a Man…
  —forever a Man

(Villanova Pennsylvania: December, 2018)

Catholic

A solid rock.
It splits--pieces fall
All the same yet separate.

Pieces.
They split--more fall
Still the same but separate.

Rock shards line the floor.
Can we put them back together?
Form: Verse

Premium Member The Pope

**Pope Benedict XVI**

Bishop of Rome, 
Head of the Roman Catholic throne. 
Many rise to the dignity of his succession.
Mr. Pope, would you like to hear my confession.

show me the funny part 2 contest
Form: Clerihew

Molten

Yes, we are older ladies.
All with molten hips and knees,
Agnostic or Catholic fantasies?
Nothing like a good chick lit.
Who on earth wrote this blip?
Love is pulsating away,
I'll enjoy this book today!

Premium Member New Testament

The second part of the complete bible
It contains the specifically Christian Texts
Namely the Gospels, the Acts of the apostles
Fourteen letter written by Paul, Seven Catholic letters and Revelation

11302011
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member Whom We Believe

What we believe is important Even more important is the One in whom we believe Father Christ started Catholic or Roman Catholic Be careful with whom started what you believe 4102013
Form: Quatrain

Caught Him By Autumn

Caught Him By Autumn

Of it all, we finally  got to the bottom;
Leaves start to change in the autumn;
We did read,
Dirty dead,
As well as story when we caught him.

Jim Horn

Roman Catholic Church is not too happy
with Kavanaugh.
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member I Seek and Search

she is Catholic, I am not
We still love each other
She is black, I am white
We are soul sisters anyway

He is a male, I am a female
We can still find common ground
I seek and search
Determined to like something about every person I meet

Unpopular Questions Number 3 of 2020

Glorious Spain after 1492, and the cost
Long forgotten, but for Bartolomeo de Las Casas
O the lie of OUR WORK ETHIC! How did Catholic Iberia
Rule the Americas (1492 -1898), dominate Europe?
You can rule, too, if you enslaved all of the Americas!
© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Acrostic

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