Short Cathie Poems

Sleep like a wee baby most every night
At times wet the bed, oh my, whatta a sight
Cathie spanks my bum
Found it kinda fun
But still loves her bed wetting hubby despite...

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Cathie and I live with my youngest son Scott
A Master Chef is he though his profession is not 
A computer guru
Is what he do
A VP for medical ad agency, a future hot spot...

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My first wife Linda would have been 81 today
But after 42 years of marriage, cancer stole her away
Think of her still
Always will  
My love Cathie is now lighting love's way!...

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My first wife Linda would have been 78 today
But after 42 years of marriage cancer stole her away
Think of her still
Always will  
My love Cathie is now lighting love's way!!!...

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Deep in slumber “watching” TV
Coffee in hand, spilled quite a bit on me
Woke up with a jolt
Don't laugh, no joke
As dear wife Cathie giggled with glee


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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My first wife Linda would have been 78 today
Sadly after 42 years of marriage cancer stole her away
Think of her still
Always will  
My love Cathie is now lighting loves way!!!...

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My wife Cathie accuses me of being a flirt
Getting all sweaty seeing another short skirt
To be more specific
Females are more rhythmic
Swinging and swaying much like a yummy dessert...

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Sitting in my car waiting for my Cathie dear
Not everybody's as nice as me, I fear
Fighting for parking spots
Tempers sure flare a lot
Wonder they didn't kick each other in the rear...

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A little known fact, keep a young lassie as a pet
Cuddles me when I'm cold, my bippy gets wet
Cathie doesn't mind
Hates when I whine
Ah life's little pleasures, they tickle my epaulets...

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It's totally amazing this great life of mine
It's almost the same as owning ten concubines
But wife Cathie disagrees
Insists it's a form of sleaze
To which I say pour me another glass of wine...

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It's totally amazing this great life of mine
It's almost the same as owning ten concubines
But wife Cathie disagrees
Insists it's a form of sleaze
To which I say pour me another glass of wine,center>...

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Cathie, my right arm, is hospitalized for a bit
Got my palms together, perhaps the outcome will shift
The signs are uncertain
For my loving person
Devastation will occur if the worst results as I fear...

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In spite of the years, in spite of some tears
This ride I've been on has been almost all cheers
Cheers for a life
With minimal strife
All this good fortune and dear Cathie near


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Wife Cathie scared the poop out of this old guy
Went walking to get the mail, down she did slide
No broken bones
Just bruises and groans
Thanks for the help a gentleman passerby


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Cathie refers to you sweeties as Jack's ladies
But she should definitely include all me mateys
Also love youse guys
Right up to the skies
Sure a lot better than contracting rabies


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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My wifey poo Cathie thinks I'm a weido poet
But the feedback I receive sure doesn't show it
They want much more
Of my limericks galore
Can't live without youse guys and she knows it


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Currently things seem to have gone off the rails
One of those times when total bedlam prevails
Car problems, tough choices
Number two, doc appointments
And Cathie has the worst cold, at the top of the scale...

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Cathie often borrows my t-shirts, my sweaters, and socks
But if I borrow just one of her dresses, suddenly she wants to talk
Wants to know if
It's real or a myth
As I flaunt my body with a feminine like walk...

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Sitting in my car waiting for my Cathie dear
Not everybody's as nice as us, I fear
Fighting for a parking spot
Tempers sure flare a lot
A wonder they didn't kick each other in the rear


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Live with wife, Cathie, and our middle age son Scot
Lost triplets with his former wife, both totally distraught
Like a shot to the heart
Depression off the chart
Broke up their marriage, never got over the shock...

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Jack doesn't smile 24/7, sometimes he's a mean old grouch
So Cathie says, “till you're happy again, go sit on the couch!”
He mumbles and sneers
A spoiled brat he appears
Till a dirty big grin reappears on his snout...

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Jack doesn't smile 24/7, sometimes he's a mean old grouch
So Cathie says, “till you're happy again, go sit on the couch!”
He mumbles and sneers
A spoiled brat he appears
Till a dirty big grin reappears on his snout...

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Jack doesn't smile 24/7, sometimes he's a mean old grouch
So Cathie says, “till you're happy again, go sit on the couch!”
He mumbles and sneers
A spoiled brat he appears
Till a dirty big grin reappears on his snout...

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Instead of the phrase, “brain freeze” at times we avow
Blurted out, “freezer burn” pointing between my brows
Wife Cathie took a fit
Convulsed quite a bit
Finally got control before the neighbours she aroused


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Have any of these things ever happened to you guys
On the main floor elevator in Cape Cod, Cathie wanted to cry
Two large ladies got on and pushed TWO
I said, “TWO? Could've walked WOO WOO'?
“What! And lose a pound” one answered, “Why!”...

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