Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Freezer Burn

Instead of the phrase, “brain freeze” at times we avow
Blurted out, “freezer burn” pointing between my brows
Wife Cathie took a fit
Convulsed quite a bit
Finally got control before the neighbours she aroused


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman May 18, 2015 at 6:22 PM At least you didn't lip lock in the arctic frozen North! Might not have been able to seperate you two until Spring Thaw!... LOL... Jack Ellison May 18, 2015 at 6:25 PM That wouldn't have been all that bad!!! LOL xxxxxxxx

Skat A May 18, 2015 at 1:00 AM good one Jack, I enjoyed the poem, thanks for sharing. Luv SKAT Jack Ellison May 18, 2015 at 5:49 AM Awww Thanks for dropping by dear friend! Happy to hear you enjoyed my silly nonsense! Love, Jack xxx

Laura Breidenthal May 17, 2015 at 10:59 PM LOVE this one! Hysterical! Always,Laura Jack Ellison May 18, 2015 at 5:47 AM Sometimes what comes out doesn't always match what I'm thinking! LOL Huggsies, Jack xxxxxxx

Kp Nunez May 17, 2015 at 8:12 PM Glad Cathie can keep you in line! I can imagine your whiskers twitching while trying to stop laughing...haha Jack Ellison May 17, 2015 at 10:05 PM Hey Kimmie, have you been behaving yourself while I was away? Silly me... of course you have!!! Love Jack xxx

Eileen Manassian May 17, 2015 at 1:34 PM Oh Kenny!!! You've been missed! Judy wrote a poem about ya! ;) You are something else. Give Cathie my love. She has her hands full with you. Jack Ellison May 17, 2015 at 7:55 PM I've missed you too Miss Boop and all my sweet loveable friends here! What would I do without youse!!! Love, Jack xxx

Judy Konos May 17, 2015 at 12:10 PM Ohh lah lah...Cathy arouses everybody in the neighborhood! Watch out Jack...don't want to lose your number one...cleaner upper.... Jack Ellison May 17, 2015 at 7:52 PM Cathie sure arouses ME!!! Hey Judith, love ya girl... hugs, Jacko xxx

Tim Smith May 17, 2015 at 10:03 AM As long as she doesn't put you in that big old freezer you'll be fine Jack Ellison May 17, 2015 at 7:46 PM You're scaring me dear Tim! Going to be watching her every second of the day now!!!

Andrea Dietrich May 17, 2015 at 9:10 AM so you ARE here. Judy's poem drew me here. GLAD to see you have posted more limericks. Let me see a few more. Jack Ellison May 17, 2015 at 9:13 AM I ain't got nuttin' else!!! LOL Thanks for the welcome back, Andrea... huggsies xxx

Jan Allison May 17, 2015 at 7:45 AM lol - you should be on holiday resting not on soup and jesting! hugs Jan xx Jack Ellison May 17, 2015 at 7:51 AM Had to get back as soon as I could with all my Soup buddies! Missed you all a big big bunch! Luv ya dear sis, Jack xxx

Anna Hopper May 17, 2015 at 7:45 AM Silly, creative and clever! Jack Ellison May 17, 2015 at 7:52 AM YUP!!! Jack is my name, silly is my game!!! Huggsies, Jacko xxx