Short Candidates Poems

Candidates debate
Thrust and parry, and thrust
  ~ Waterloo's blind date...

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Election 2020
Haiku By Tom
3/10/2020

Seems this election,
Some candidates have made plans
to tax the richest. 
...

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Many candidates 

      for public office

            who claim to be 

            public servants

       oftentimes turn out 

to be public serpents....

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   Forget cognitive testing
      How about a basic economics test

    to separate responsible Congressional
      and Presidential candidates from the rest
...

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White clothes wear for virtue's candidates to appear yet pitch-black their souls stay!*








© Demetrios Trifiatis
     24 August 2017

* Just back for today!...

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   "Presidential Prowess"



Romney and Obama, two Presidential candidates
to win the White House, must be too savvy in debates.



*For Debbie Guzzi's Two Timer's Contest ...

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People's leaders wish to be

Their country aspire to save

Justice for all they declare

Deception's road only pave!






(c) Demetrios Trifiatis
      25 October 2016...

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Helped by his fellow candidates	
And blessed by the proctor
He passed the exam		
Who is the culprit?



Naani Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Joseph May
Date: 12-05-2022


Place: 3rd...

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Election day will be here soon, ready for insanity?
Who will be the next President of the USA this year?
All candidates are tough, do you like Romney?
Will Obama win, or leave office in disarray and fear?...

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The current presidential campaign seems asinine 
For both candidates if elected promise all will be fine
Each runs down the other
Thus pertinent policy never given gesture
As we the people sip their political strychnine...

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When God passed out brains he must have missed them,
These followers in two party system.
If they vote a nay or aye
It's just to block the other guy.
As candidates we should black list them.






For Caroline's Follower or Leader contest  2nd place...

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Ludens of Earth.
Sadly, not impressive.
Whoopie cushion.
Dunce hat, class clowns, and thieves.
Breakfast club candidates.
Barbecue with the fam in London.
American Dad at a sweet sixteen party.
Tonight on Daylight, “back to you John.”
“Your kid online.”...

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The GOP are at wit's end*
Trump's driving them around the bend
They don't have a choice
With only Trump's voice
Exhausting foul wind from which end? 

*GOP presidential candidates are
now prohibited from debating as
only Trump's voice should be heard!...

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HALLOWEEN POLITICS: A HAIKU TRILOGY 

Halloween…coming…
Aping today’s politics:
No treats…just more tricks:- 
		
Offering false treats,
Evil candidates ape ghosts;
Tricking scared voters:-

Halloween precedes
Coming midterm elections;
Voting tricks abound:-...

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I am beginning to wonder about Trump. Every candidate 
should have to take the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality 
Inventory (MMPI), Wechsler Bellevue, Stanford Benet, 
Miller Analogies and Kuder Interest Test. This would prove 
just how normal each one of the candidates are.
Jim Horn...

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Set goals, time for moving forward.
Out of the comford zone! Release!
Zoom in, accelerate towards
Your goal. Not professional, please.

Goals are related. Use you skills
To your advantage and learn new
Things. Your dream life would give you shrills.
Partner candidates? “Yes, a few”....

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The political gain
A four year reign
Legislation denied
The citizen cried

A steady race
Challenges to face
A heated debate
An opponent took the bait

Issues to change 
Effecting an age range
Campaign funding
Candidates confronting

Victory impending
For one, campaign is ending...

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  One is over-senile
    the other over-penile

  One opens our borders
    the other issues loyalty orders  

  Our execrable Presidential candidates
    presage a once-great country’s fate

  Two utter buffoons America rushes to nominate
    ~ I think on my ballot I’ll regurgitate
...

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Herod`s
Celebrity Blowout
New Years Eve
Extravagan­za
Starring Lady Gaga
Justin Bieber
The Republic Candidates for President
and a Cast of Thousands

Now we can Love
New York
Blackout
Night of Orgiastic
Capitalist
Greed, Anarchy
and Lust

Occupy New Years Eve ?
The Philistine­s
They wouldn't Dare !...

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election day blues
annoying voting machine
candidates unknown

unfamiliar names
did not do due diligence
angry at myself

voted for some names
did not know their competence
feel bad about this

resolve to learn more
candidate information
be better informed

Written September 27, 2022...

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Drowning in ignorance, in streets of blood,
My people have religion but no God.

In every election voters are blind,
They hope on promises, they've lost their mind.

They view candidates as their messiah,
In truth, it is to God they must return!
Stubborn Filipinos.... they never learn.



Copyright © Cynthia Buhain-Baello ~~~09.25.17...

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Election today in my country,
To elect the king,
The ballot paper is long like ladies hair,
Seventeen candidates in contest,
I have my option of selection,
I have my right of rejection,
I can't make a cross against my rejection,
It means my option,
There is no right mark of option in this election,
The mark for no,cross is my yes option!...

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in Oz, we don't like political jokes,
Here, they all get elected, folks, 
Pollies sell their souls for money,
Their salaries aren't even funny,
Then they get super to retire,
Better candidates we should hire,
Different from our oldies and veterans,
They're on measly financial plans,
Yes, that's why we don't like political jokes,
Here, they all get elected, folks!...

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Rabbit vs turtle,
The old running race,
Another race is on the cards-
Swan vs betel,
The floating race,
Betel means winning leaf,
Like the old rabbit in belief,
The finishing point is nearing,
Both Swan and betel in the hope of winning!



(The presidential election in Sri Lanka is to be held on 08.01.2015
The symbols of the two main candidates,Swam and Betel leaf...

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Republicans Are Really a Rip (Rest In Peace)

Took a jab at Jeb
Who might be a Johnny Reb
Should he ebb and ebb?

Full of ridicule
Candidates can be a fool
Mind has a loose tool.

Leaving things a wreck
Not playing with a full deck
Running neck and neck.

Down path we were led
Vote for Hilary instead
Hear what she has said.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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