Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

I Hereby Nominate

  
	      After careful and thorough-going consideration
                  of all the candidates’ experience and qualifications

               I hereby nominate for the office of President
                  the best individual available ~ me

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sara Etgen-Baker June 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM I'll vote for you! definitely. Gershon Wolf June 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM OK. I've got 4 votes now: Me, myself, I -- and you, Sara. Thanks a lot!. ~ gw

Ilene Bauer June 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM you have my vote, gershon! (even though we'd have a few differences of opinion...) Gershon Wolf June 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM It's ok, Ilene. My fat and flab reach all the way across the aisle!! lol! Thanks for your vote. ~ gw

Daniel Henry Rodgers June 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM Hello Gershon, this is classic you, sharp, playful, and delivered with that perfectly timed wink. I laughed out loud at the punchline, because only you could make self-nomination feel both mischievous and strangely reasonable. A fun, clever jab at the whole process. Blessings, Daniel Gershon Wolf June 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM Well, if you can call a poem of mine 'classic you,' I feel better labeling your poems as 'vintage Daniel Henry Rogers!' Thanks, gw

Kim Rodrigues June 11, 2026 at 11:26 AM Me, Myself and I was running and "Me" won ...lol Gershon Wolf June 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM Ach. I voted for myself, actually. lol.

Beryl Edmonds June 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM I agree too. Gershon Wolf June 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM I agree three.

Karen Jones June 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM lol! You got my vote too! Karen Jones June 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM Cool beans! Gershon Wolf June 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM Wow. I've almost hit double digits in votes! ~ Root Beer Floats

Alison A Smith June 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM You have my vote :) Gershon Wolf June 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM Hope you're registered to vote, Alison. Not that it matters here in Chicago.

Joseph P. DiMino June 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM Got my 3 votes...I'm a democrat. Good one, Gershon. I Actually would consider you...if you make me poet laureate should you get elected. Gershon Wolf June 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM You are a democrat?! What?! Oh, well. Hope you can swallow AOC as your party's contender in 2028... Like, I think, you now, it is really, a conversation, though now is, ahem, not the time, but then again, Taiwan, you know, must be agreed upon, as relating to Iran. ~ AOC's speechwriter