My Bum Is Spreading

My bum is spreading I noticed today From sitting and contemplating bygone days Sedate I've become To old age I've succumbed No more sit ups, I don't even shave
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Toluwalope Gideon Avatar
March 25, 2017 at 5:02 PM
I enjoy your great sense of humour, Jack.
Ellison Avatar
March 25, 2017 at 5:39 PM
Happy to hear it my friend... mission accomplished! Cheers, Old Jack
Flats Avatar
March 24, 2017 at 8:03 AM
When did you ever shave dear Jack?//That place behind, so near the crack?//Oh, you mean your face!//(Not the other place)//Please forgive, a brain I lack. GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!!
Ellison Avatar
March 25, 2017 at 5:37 PM
LOL!!! Last time I shaved was 1962!!! Oh down there... sorry, last night! GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR JOHN JOHN!!!
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