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My Bum Is Spreading

My bum is spreading I noticed today From sitting and contemplating bygone days Sedate I've become To old age I've succumbed No more sit ups, I don't even shave

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 3/25/2017 5:02:00 PM
I enjoy your great sense of humour, Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/25/2017 5:39:00 PM
Happy to hear it my friend... mission accomplished! Cheers, Old Jack
Date: 3/24/2017 8:03:00 AM
When did you ever shave dear Jack?//That place behind, so near the crack?//Oh, you mean your face!//(Not the other place)//Please forgive, a brain I lack. GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/25/2017 5:37:00 PM
LOL!!! Last time I shaved was 1962!!! Oh down there... sorry, last night! GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR JOHN JOHN!!!

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