Short Brunswick Poems

when being Mounty
would come to Brunswick County
to collect a bounty...

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Horn Brunswick Beacon Haiku

Must purchase copy
Of Brunswick Beacon to read
Much loved local news.

Jim Horn...

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Take Note and Vote

May be in a booth or big boat
Wherever do go out and vote
Carolina is an incredible place
Voting line hope to find your face
In Brunswick County or Shallotte.

Jim Horn...

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Leave your woes behind
In the heart of New Brunswick
Red cup beer games
Walls flashing, people sweating

Bring out the hipsters
Sundried blue jeans with attitude
Dancing around
Like fairies in the wind
Cigarette one cheek
Talking smack bout the system!...

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My Newspaper Horn Haiku

what we did detect 
newspaper had intelect 
we knew was correct

This is my 8,800th Horn
Haiku especially designed
for Brunswick Beacon,
Shallotte, North Carolina

James Serious Mysterious Horn
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NV 28422...

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Brunswick Beacon Copy

This is our local weekly newspaper.

When having read this poem someone wrote,
Quickly went outside  after grabbing my coat;
A definite steal,
And much appeal;
Can find Brunswick Beacon copy in Shallotte.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC 28422...

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^    Red Light

                            Up on the tower
                      choose a different path
                          winking for sailors


           GINSU-KNIFE   EASTPORT , MAINE  USA 

      
           I can see New Brunswick , Canada out the window.
          Thats where the tower is....    in a foreign land....

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Starving and Carving

While other people in the world are starving,
In America,  on a turkey have been carving;
Then heard God say,
Have happy Holiday,
And soon Christmas season will be arriving.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
Master of Limericks, MLm

This poem can be found on Page 6A
of Brunswick Beacon, Shallotte, NC
dated Thursday, November 30, 2017....

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Mate, if you give a fig, name is Jiggers.
Know now, I’m the kind of guy who likes booze.
People handed me that name, it figures.
I’m all coffin varnish smeared with tattoos.
Wild and mean, that kind of life’s what I choose.
Be sure, Saint John’s place to find a cheap flop,
place where I can try to shake all my blues.
I think Saint John’s a good New Brunswick stop....

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I got bit
Three times.
By what?
I do not know.

Up the leg,
Past the knee.
Itch
Unmistakable.

Beforehand,
I spied
An ugly spider,
With a white dot.

After Brunswick stew
And my husband’s wings,
Pretzel sticks with mustard
And onion rings.

Yummy in the tummy —
but
what
bit
me?

I do not know!
will
i
go
back?

The food was great
but so’s the itch.

6/23/2019...

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has small squinty eyes
brutal attacks he applies
never very wise

over a barrel
so Putin should be sterile
life is imperil

from our deduction
Putin wants total destruction
has a compunction

up us story chocks
Putin likes to harm all folks
Sandy Hook was hoax

God made no mistake
look at me who He did make
perfect and complete

In Brunswick Beacon Newspaper
in Shallotte, NC
April 14, 2022...

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Trump An Annoyed Android

Trump is truly an annoyed android,
Who we definitely do want to avoid;
A blade dull,
Numb skull;
Deserted desert island be deployed.

Jim Horn

llewis@brunswickbeacon.com

Need to start a humorious poetry page
on Brunswick Beacon in Shallotte, NC.

I am now Number Four have written 
over 6,800 poems, more than anyone
else in Brunswick County and State of 
North Carolina...

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‘One person, one vote’

Tuesday, January 30, 2018 at 1:35 pm 
To the editor of Brunswick Beacon:

Have been part of restless breed,
And need someone who will read,
Poem I wrote;
Time devote;
You a way to finish want to lead.

Must promote equality at voting box;
Then somehow whole system outfox;
Adjustments make;
Do destroy all fake,
And learn from school of hard knocks.

James Thomas Horn
Bolivia...

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My godmother passed
On August the 9th
Her age was 91 years 
A long life she had

A funeral gathering held
For family and friends
Only a party of 10 allowed
Then another group next

She was loved by family
As well as her friends
A very sad time for all
She will be missed

A cremation held 
A trip to New Brunswick
To rest with her husband 
They will now be together


She will be remembered
By family and friends....

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great buy.

bcmgva.0rg


Purchase Date:
May 1, 2021	
Payment to:
Brunswick County Master Gardener Volunteer Association
bcmgvat@gmail.com	Payment from:
Jill Horn
jilloh2@atmc.net

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Did Talk To Trump

We talked to thick skulled Trump today,
With our minds would always like to play;
Memory was lost; (Also, Orange hair covered frost)
We paid the cost;
Uses reader boards when he forgets what to say.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC

There used to be a train coming 
through Brunswick County. Bags 
of fertilizer had Bolivia on them
so they decided to call the town
Bolivia according to historicak facts....

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This with you thought I should share
In Seattle Comcast service was beyond compare
Since in Brunswick County is an annual affair
Connections being lost everywhere.

My patience had been wearing thin
Internet connection is done in again
And head had almost hit the roof
ATMC lines, they are trying to improve.

Along with static on the line
Has become a favorite of mine
Am sitting here on my computer chair
And all I can do is grin and bare.

We are at the mercy of the ISP....

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