Short Boner Poems
Short Boner Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Boner by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Boner by length and keyword.
Street Fight
AM A LONER
don't pick boner
one day i got coner
it was at night
just beady light
got into a
STREET FIGHT...
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Categories:
boner, sad,
Form:
Light Verse
Cold Is On the Way
mabe your are loner
it around the corner
it going to be
you see
a real boner
be ready
be steady
on that day
COLD IS ON THE WAY...
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Categories:
boner, adventure, health,
Form:
Light Verse
Highrise Boner
cream pie rising high
hard on elevator ride
short skirt drop them coins
......420..........
HiGh-KoO-Coo!
................
`JSLambert...
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Categories:
boner, desire, girl, heaven, sensual, teen, woman, women,
Form:
Haiku
Unfortunate Last Names
It could be Frog or maybe Stoner,
first one’s Richard last is Boner;
Parents play such twisted games,
such unfortunate last names;
Having just one? So much better....
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Categories:
boner, culture, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Made To Herass
She’s a Boner tease
Disrupting peace
Saw her jiggle and wiggle
Feel unease and the bone tickle
She has the right butt
To bust a nut
Such an ass
Was made to slap and harass...
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Categories:
boner, body,
Form:
Rhyme
Sparkles Girl
*Sprinkle and sparkle,
give her a d*** water bottle,
to cool her thoughts from playing scrable,
she may be a stoner,
but d*** she gives me a boner,
dont take her looks for granted,
she can be a sneaky little bandit. :)...
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Categories:
boner, animal, anti bullying, appreciation, baby, break up,
Form:
Verse
In the Belly of a Whale
IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE
There was a young man named Jonah
Who thought that he was a goner
But he lived to tell
How a huge grey whale
Had certainly pulled a boner
1 August 2018
For the contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire
Ring size - 10
Favorite Color - Aquamarine...
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Categories:
boner, death, fish, sick,
Form:
Limerick
Drilling For Plastic (2/2)
She wasn’t far off basis, I am some what of a pervert. But what she didn’t know is that
her magnificent tits helped me see things a little bit clearer, I had a boob inspired
epiphany.
I wanted to thank her, but it would only have freaked her out.
Especially since I had a boner…....
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Categories:
boner, adventure
Form:
Narrative
To Boner
Boner, Boner, my fun, little, furry friend.
Your tongue is long and pink, and always hangs out.
Chasing your tail, is a game, that will not end.
Why won't you come when I call, Unless I shout?
Boner, Boner, you lay in my bed and fart,
And when it's time to bathe, you scurry and dart.
Boner, I hate the times I've stepped in your poo.
But, you always make me laugh and I love you.
For the "Valentine" Contest....
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Categories:
boner, funny, love, pets,
Form:
Rispetto
The World Today
Is this all life has to offer
I always thought that there
might be an issue with me
but this world is ass backwards
I don't understand the yolo
what happened to family values
are we all suppose to be a brainless
boner my muscles aren't bigger
then my IQ and I treat everyone with
respect as long as they deserve it
I feel my generation is the last with
any morals this is why this world
is going straight to hell...
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Categories:
boner, confusion, life, world,
Form:
Free verse