Short Bodyguard Poems

She hires a lion
As a bodyguard
The chicken...

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Needs dry cleaner
With electric iron
To make it pretty...

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german shepherd dog
my own big wheel bodyguard
loyal till the end...

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A bodyguard at twenty three?
would have done a world of good for me
my self esteem unbounded
those playground bullies more than a little confounded....

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He was my bodyguard
Felled by Russian air
Toxic is the poisonous ghost
That reads no poetry

When you walk
Beware not to dream
Out of breath in a park
One day you will scream

If your family is all dead
No one left as your life fades
When will we look into the devils eyes?
And yell to Putin his last goodbyes?...

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No one knows
  what to do
If I breathe in 
  my poodle's poo

Can I shake paws
  with my cat
If I rub her tummy
  Is there a caveat

And God protect me 
  from the friendly St. Bernard
Who slobbers all over me
  I need a bodyguard

In fraught times like this
  Where to turn for advice
Seems the truth really is
  We're just rolling the dice...

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I want to see you unharmed like a thing of paradise
Let me be your bodyguard you will be safe from bad guys!

I want to see you cheerful like a child in mother’s lap
I go for songs to abolish communication gap.

I want to see you make efforts to look more beautiful
If you love me more and more I will be more dutiful.

Your attractiveness is beyond my imagination
I want to see you as my eternal inspiration....

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His full name was Bern Bernard
He was an imposing bodyguard
From a few scuffles he was scarred
But nothing serious in that regard

Walking down the boulevard
Showing off his business card
He also moonlighted as a lifeguard
You’d be safe in the pool or yard

You couldn’t help but love Bernard
He was the most proficient bodyguard
Any fear he could effortlessly discard
Have any troublemakers easily disbarred



AP: 2nd place 2020

Posted on February 27, 2018...

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