Short Body Odor Poems

Once knew this man from Peru
His body odor was disgusting peewww
Whenever he passed
Flowers would gasp
As the air turned a violety blue...

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Doggie odor is so unique
Even from a distance, it surely wreaks
Body odor aside
Sweetness applied 
Nothing compares to the doggie love we seek...

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When she told him he had b.o.
He put on the ‘insulted show’
“You say I smell?
Well I can’t tell
You must have a defective nose!” 

No, everywhere he goes he reeks
Oblivious to his toxic leak
She dreads his visits
His stench inhibits
Her smelling her roses all week!


12/5/11...

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I know a guy from timbuktu.
Who works at his family zoo. 
Has body odor so strong,
That could shock Mr. King Kong.
Bo put on a mask and muu muu.



muu•muu ('mu?mu) 

n., pl. -muus.
a long, loose-hanging dress, usu. brightly 
colored or patterned.

10-09-16
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Sponsor: Viv Wigley...

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smile at the ocean
one last time
today i go broke
forever will be my new home

smile at the lake
one last time
today i become poor
forever will be permanently unplugged

smile at the river
one last time
today i become destitute
forever will be my anthill park bench

smile at the waterfall
one last time
today i shake the dirty hand of homelessness
forever will be my new body odor etched in infinity...

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Muhammad Butler

Joker's poem

There's the mighty joker

We wondering if he ever played poker

But only supplies a bad body odor

But the fact remains his a filthy flirter.

Wondering if his jokes are taking him somewhere

But the bottom line is that he doesn't care

Weather or not he his been compared with someone

There he is fighting batman

But now on the backhand

Simply judge because he lives in a thresh can....

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