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Flowers Would Gasp

Once knew this man from Peru
His body odor was disgusting peewww
Whenever he passed
Flowers would gasp
As the air turned a violety blue

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Michael Tor

Date: 5/26/2020 7:52:00 PM

That violetly blue color Jack is methane lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/26/2020 8:37:00 PM

LOL Thanks for the info!!!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/25/2020 2:41:00 PM

Someone needs a good scrub.

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/25/2020 3:12:00 PM

Kids say the darndest thing! LOL

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

Date: 5/25/2020 7:09:00 AM

LOL!!!! Gotta read this to Brad when he gets home. A favourite story of his youngest son, when little, farted on a flower all tickled with himself that when someone comes to smell that flower they're going to smell his fart ;), xomo

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/25/2020 3:06:00 PM

Bottom burps!!! Love it! Maureen, let me know how Brad reacted XOX

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/25/2020 2:41:00 PM

Haha, Maureen, my grandsons are at that age, bottom burps lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/25/2020 8:19:00 AM

Cute and hilarious!!! Kids eh! Hilarious again! If I did that, the flower would cough and keel over, shrivel up and die! LOL XOX

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