Short Boasted Poems

Sorrow
with its big eyes
searched for listed victims
increasing animosity in unfortunate creatures
boasted...

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Boasted sunrises
And champagne sunsets fizzle
Long winded best men

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Sorry if I'm not on more. Life. Here's a new one....

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The game went down to the wire
The other team was just a liar
They had bragged and boasted
Did a victory toast
But the lost sat them on fire...

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There was a gentleman from England
Who boasted how his land was so grand
Big Ben, Scotland Yard
The Changing of the Guard
It's too bad all the food is so bland!...

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There once was a guy named Hockely,
who always boasted quite cockily;
That he would pass enough gas,
you would have to wear a mask,
anytime he ate cheese and broccoli.
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Hosted A Big Party

Heard a big party is what they hosted,
To great success  cruised and coasted;
Great view;
Always knew,
And about both bragged and boasted.

Jim Horn...

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The pussycat boasted nine lives,
and nearly as many ex-wives.
As they peeled away,
“We’ve got him!” they’d say,
but Charon still sails the Maldives.
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My neighbour loves Pete Smockerella,
She boasted that he's a fart smeller,
Oops she got it wrong,
Poor Pete doesn’t pong,
She really meant he’s a smart fella!

10/26/20...

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I’m really amazed by 
Romeo the great lover 
who boasted his greatness
of loving my friend Tess.

Oh, Gee! How hard it is 
for him to display his trademark
of love, for her 
in the presence of his wife....

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I shared a bench with Arrogance
He boasted all the while
Till I was left belittled
And told that I should smile

I sat beside Humility
He hardly spoke a word
And though I still felt little
I smiled at what I heard....

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Total Recall
By: Tom Wright
6/3/2006

I boasted to Ernestine the other day
That my having total recall was a snap;
But when queried about last weeks sermon
My memory was shorter than a mid day nap.
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TWITTERING WINGS

Devout fairy in blue has followed you
As you twittered and boasted quite a few
Of so many friends
Embracing your dreads.
Embarrassed for you, so away she flew.

6/30/2017
Limerick...

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Poem Has Been Posted

My great poem again has been posted;
About it I have bragged and boasted;
Love what I do,
Just like you;
To next poem smoothly have coasted.

Jim Horn

Just received my poem being posted 
message again. Love it....

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That old cattle rustler, called Moron Mick
boasted about his thefts near Sheriff Nick
A noon shootout was planned
Nick had the faster hand
Moron Mick was a boneheaded dipstick


May 6, 2022
High Noon Poetry Contest
Hosted by Joseph May...

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Fine, there’s no ‘I’ in TEAM,
There’s ‘ME’-- he talked of him.
‘ME’ is present
In management.
He said, pride spilled from brim. 
_____________________________
The boss boasted, his ego spilling over the brim.
Limerick |13.08.2024| humour, business   
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Whoever said 
open eyes betray emotion
never knew them
closed.

For, love is
an ocean 'til the rivers
feeding it give up the
ghost.

I stand huddled
at this puddle, puzzled,
foot nuzzling the
coast.

No ghost or
god of old pages boasted
could sing these hollow
notes....

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There’s one thing of which I feel sure:
The goodness of no peer pressure.
That, year after long years,
I find for me no peers,
The boss said, peering in mirror.
____________________________
A boss boasted to his HR head
Limerick |15.07.2024| humour, business

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Finn boasted he was all Irish
A DNA test he would relish
When Danes showed up
He got lost in his cup
And said DNA was all rubbish

Finn's kids never did care
That they had bright blond hair
But still he was wrought
At the very thought
That Danes were everywhere...

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Equal on both indebted was the house,
There was but one small difference:
They that had always nourished grouse—
And whose drive always tried to hop,
Floors boasted on truth from roof top,
Discreet foundation kept silence.
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Free verse | 07.11.2022|...

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Through the jungles of sick suburbia 
He lustfully stalked his prey.
She was only young, a child of just ten
That he took and brutally feasted on.
Savage desires within compelled him
To befriend the pretty Grace;
She so died by his hand, cannibalistic
Urges he boasted were his thrill....

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There are no job opportunities
for the people 
by the government.  
There are more rob opportunities 
for the government 
over the people.

No job opportunities had been 
created like they boasted 
during the rallies
More opportunities have been 
created rather 
to rob the jobless....

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"Three
stands for 
Trinity-
Generator,
Operator, Destroyer - GOD. I am 
the greatest number". Number three boasted.
Zero humbly
said, "I am 
nothing
but 
when 
I am
alongside,
value goes up.
All have own uniqueness. End your ego."

February 2021
Syllable count checked at HMS 
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She came so violently into the house, like a bolt of lightning.
 I could feel the heat radiate off of her face. I was extremely anxious. 
It was unexpected this time.
 She won this round and she proudly boasted it all throughout the trailer.
 Her revenge was so juicy and delicate as she served it forcefully loud and clear....

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Ist germ warfare? 

Yes Bob,
1950s In Aussie they used myxmetosis, 
carried by mosquito the mostest, 
Squatter Jack was of grass, alack, (always) 
disposed of the rabbit he boasted, 
but the bunny out bred the attack,
 brer bunny might give you a slappp:) 
adapting old bunny still coasting...

Don Johnson 3-sep-11...

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soft-skinned power cell 
a garden, with a river flowing beneath 
water, warmed with whirlpool wisps
Palm pads press pleasure past pain.
El Oso paused, then leaned over a cliff.
He could smell her near.
A water fall boasted, in high frequency,
as it proudly rinsed off her dreds.
Here’s what El Oso saw.
a soft-skinned power cell 
a river of red maple 
not too damned sweet 
wild...

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