Short Better Looking Poems

My
Doctors'
surgery could 
do with some music.
And some decent lighting.
And better looking receptionists.
And possibly a dancing pole in the middle.
Oh and a Buffet....

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Movie stars are no longer the richest
Sports stars outearn them all I attest
By millions of bucks
But here's the crux
Movie stars are better looking I suggest...

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There was a young lady called jan 
Who sported an orange looking tan
All the fella's  agreed 
That seldom had  seen
A better looking tango'd lady 









Not sure if you have tango in usa you tube you've been tango'd if not
comp entry 19022016...

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Poison the water supply 
And infect the crops with pesticides 
Everyone dies 
Doesn't matter if you smoke
Or liquor drink
Diet on sugar or fatty food
The healthy die like every other
Person who has lived a life of excess 
They just leave a better looking carcass 
And cleaner organ's 
If they chose to donate...

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I want a baby Grinch doll Melody said.
Her grandmother had no idea it was so ugly.
She went online and tried to find a better looking one.
She qualified it “does it have a green face?”
Melody nodded. “and striped pajamas.”
Grandma was shocked because it was so hideous.
Then she watched the new Grinch movie.
She ended up buying two....

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Listen to poem:

My stomach is on my mind
Won't you get that griddle cooking
My mind is on my heart
Couldn't get no better looking

My memories all ran dry
Went down to the drinking well
Fill me up my loving cup
Surely wasn't thinking well

My tractor lost a wheel
The hoe can't even pull her out
My cat came back without her
The dog can't even figure it out...

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Two hearts became one

Now they follow different paths –
 
   Divorce with remorse



He complained constantly of my cooking

Café reservations always booking

   Said I drove him insane

   But boy did he complain

When I left for someone better looking



The complaining has stopped, but the house is so quiet

So I pick up the phone, invite him for a riot



Haiku, limerick and couplet for the Divorce Club contest...

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I really like that grass, on that side of the fence
It's so luxurious, It looks compact and dense

I imagine me sitting, over there on my ass
Comfy and so cozy, that is my kind of grass

Mine is dissapointing, some may think it's obcene
It's not like my neighbors, his is completely green

Everything looks better, looking over that way
He works to improve it, by working night and day

So now I realize, My brown yard is okay
Green grass is too much work, I would much rather play...

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