Short Bernard Poems

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Sartorial Inelegance

George Bernard Shaw
had no idea what the laundry room was for.
While writing 'Pygmalion'
he looked somewhat tatterdemalion.
Form: Clerihew


Premium Member CLERIHEW ecphrasis ***

Experimentalist Emile Bernard
settling to one style he found hard
With Reverie* he became more tranqul
as Madelaine* was his llove idyll
art
Form: Ekphrasis

Early Rise

E-very 
M-orning 
E-arly 
R-ise 
I-s 
C-ool 

Topic: Birthday of Emeric Cabusas (April 27) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

by Bernard F. Asuncion
Form: Acrostic

The Saint Bernard

Though not in his nature to beg
He would flip for a sip from the keg
Of the rum or the brandy
That dangles so handy
His lips near the tips of the peg
dog
Form: Limerick

Illuminate Light

R-esearch 
A-nd 
Q-uest 
U-sing 
I-lluminate 
L-ight 

By: Bernard F. Asuncion 
Topic: Birthday of Raquil C. Barandino (May 8) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic


Better Luck Next Thyme

A poet once tried to rhyme “turmeric”:
he ate ten big jars, and then murmured “Ick!”
His taste buds murdered,
poor dear old Bernard
bolted up three flights of stairs to be sick.
© Ben Throne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Juncos

Pretty juncos flutter in my backyard.
One sits on a fencepost, clearly on guard.
They wander through the weeds,
eating insects and seeds,
but fly when they hear my big Saint Bernard!
© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member What's Good For the Goose --

When Hilary Clinton the voters dumped
     They were stuck with Donald J. Trump 

If what's good for the goose is good for the gander
     ~ Does that mean President Bernard (Bernie) Sanders?i
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Beware of a Witchs Razorbacks

Hodgepodge of high-brow, hoity-toity happy hogs
Happened upon a wagonload of St Bernard dogs
In a hocus-pocus way they turned them into logs
You do not fool with a witch’s razorbacks in these bogs.
Form: Monorhyme

Premium Member George Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw,
A critic with a vein of comedy and language, quite raw;
He wrote in a movable shack, he liked photography now and then,
Ladies man, died at 94, cremated and planted in his garden.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Pig Wrestling

NEVER WRESTLE WITH A PIG 
                           YOU BOTH GET DIRTY
                                                     AND THE PIG ENJOYS IT.*

*George Bernard Shaw

John G. Lawless
12/11/2021
Form: Monoku

Omnipresent Nativity

B-old

E-legance

R-espects!

N-ever

A-bandons

R-everence!

D-ignity

F-or

A-ll

S-ouls

U-nderlines

N-ascent

C-onfidence

I-n

O-mnipresent

N-ativity

(BERNARD F ASUNCION)
Form: Acrostic

Elevate Faith

E-levate 
F-aith 
R-eaffirming 
E-mployed 
N-ew 

L-ife 
A-s 
R-eward's 
A-mazing 
N-iceness 
I-s 
O-ffered 

Topic: Birthday of Efren Laranio (January 22) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

by Bernard F. Asuncion
Form: Acrostic

Main Objective of Litterateur

B-irthday
E-vent's
R-apture
N-icely
A-pplies
R-eader's
D-elight

A-s
N-atal
S-tatement
E-mploys
L-itterateur's
M-ain
O-bjective

Topic: Birthday of Bernard M. Anselmo (February 24) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Cancer

Cares  for  all  sick  people
Acts  strong  when  faces  fear
Never ever give  up  all
Can  keep going  no matter  what
Everyone  can  count  on you
Run  through  all  the  bad










9/19/14
Tricia Bernard
Form: Acrostic

Magnificent Optimism

B-rilliant
E-xpression's
R-ighteous
N-ote
A-nd
R-emarkable
D-esign

A-re
N-icely
S-cribed
E-ndorsing
L-ine's
M-agnificent
O-ptimism

Topic: Birthday of Bernard M. Anselmo (February 24) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Premium Member Meet Bernard Asuncion

MEET BERNARD ASUNCION

Benevolent
Expressive
Radiant
Noble
Aspiring
Responsible
Dedicated

Astounding
Superb
Undaunted
Noteworthy
Committed 
Impressive
Open
Neighborly


Tribute by Curtis Moorman - 15 November 2019
Form: Acrostic

Extrapolate

When we drink, we get drunk. 
When we get drunk, we fall 
Asleep. When we fall a—
sleep, we commit no sin—
When we commit no sin,
we go to heaven. So—



Adapted from a bon mot of
George Bernard Shaw
6x6 square, math/poetry
Form: Epigram

It Silently Radiates

I-t 
S-ilently 
R-adiates 
A-nother 
E-arly 
L-ight 

A-s 
L-ife's 
F-ineness 
O-pens 
N-ew 
S-hining 
O-pportunity 

Topic: Birthday of Israel Alfonso (September 29) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

by Bernard F. Asuncion
Form: Acrostic

Birthday Excellent Regards

B-irthday
E-xcellent
R-egards
N-icely
A-pply
R-ighteous
D-ivine

D-edication
A-s
N-atal
G-reetings
U-se
E-xceptional
C-omposition
A-bout
N-ame

Topic: Birthday of Bernard Danguecan, Jr (November 06) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Momentous Occasion of Life

B-rilliant 
E-xpression's 
R-ight 
N-ote 
A-bout 
R-emembrance 
D-eploys 

A-nother 
N-ame's 
S-entence 
E-ndorsing 
L-ife's 
M-omentous 
O-ccasion 

Topic: Birthday of Bernard M. Anselmo (February 24) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Form: Acrostic

Heat Wave

say your hellos
i'm prespiring
look at those

eyes combined
with your lips
all you have

is just
smile 
and my

frost drips off
as if in a droll
you rescued me

my saint bernard
cheers to a sip of
that which i drink

i'm drunk
Form:

Premium Member Bobby Barnard

Bobby Bernard, a card-shark, in Vegas to hone his art. His bets never missed, It was gambling bliss, gold digger captured his heart.
Written 7-1-19 "Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest" sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Form: Limerick

Hell

Flames to high and wide 
Heat hot it melts the human souls
Only one can reign there
Lucifer is in control of all souls
He will win down there
If only the flames could burn to ash
Lucifer never stops his torture




Tricia Bernard
9/22/14
Form: Choka

Prose Is Boring

I do not know what I think until I write it.
~ George Bernard Shaw ~
.

To write or not to write - that is the question.
Descartes said that he exists because of thinking.
To write or write in rhymes is so close.
So, 'thinking', in my case, won't be in prose.
Form: Quatrain

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