Short Believe It Or Not Poems

Short Believe It Or Not Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Believe It Or Not by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Believe It Or Not by length and keyword.


Limerick City 1

A music conductor in Manhattan
Had always kept his hat on.
One day he forgot
And believe it or not
He also sat on his baton
Form: Limerick


I'M Not As Stupid As I Look

Hey! Can someone look at me?
And read me just like a book?
Believe it or not, I am not as stupid,
I am not as stupid as I look!
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Believe it or not

Many say “Our past determines our future”,
How true!
However, our past was once our future,
Now let me know what has changed so far

headlines

“headlines”


given what you got.
is it what you thought?
it’s what’s best sold.
no truth need be told.
like Ripley: believe it or not.
Form: Limerick

Castles In the Air

Believe it or not I just found
Donald Trump had planned to be crowned
Melania knows
Which way the wind blows
And a Trump is not honour-bound!
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Circuitous Kinetics

To believe it or not,
In my lifetime
Marches on
Or off with your head,
To toe nail,
The coffin close,
The open door,
Way to,
Believe it or not…

Premium Member Women Meet For Lunch

women
meet for lunch
laughing and talking
giddy to see each other
and believe it or not they do this monthly
will this continue when one of them dies?

Premium Member Who Dares To Care

Wednesday, believe it or not
  twenty-nine people shot ~
    Chicago's gone to pot
  

______________________________
Yesterday, Wednesday, July 14, 2021
Form: Epigram

Premium Member Oh Canada

Believe it or not, it can really get hot In the land of ice and snow, I kid you not We even go out Without a coat Ah Canada, that massive pink land way up on top
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Owe You Guys

Believe it or not, some days I wake up down But before long you guys get rid of my frown Owe you big time For this smile that shines In fact I'm the happiest hooha in town
Form: Limerick

You Are the Ocean of This Sweet Body

You are the ocean of this sweet body.
Do you realize its?
You do not have to be but I say.
You are the comparison of Kohinoor.
Of course,believe it or not.
You are the ocean of this sweet body.
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Premium Member My 60-Year-Old Son

Believe it or not, I have a 60-year-old son My eldest and closest in nature to this old bum A soft spot endures Through all the years A talented lad reminds me of the morning sun
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Sweet Casserole

Believe it or not once walked into a pole Distracted by wee shorts my attention she stole Short shorts quite tight Sure'd like a bite Of her delicious patutty, whatta sweet casserole
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Lost My Glasses

Lost my glasses, they aren't anywhere Even searched believe it or not under my chair Nope couldn't find 'em Maybe right under my thumb Aha there they are on top of my head, both pairs
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Romans Used Salt

Believe it or not, salt's been around forever Used to preserve food, those Romans were clever Walked around smugly Their skies were sunny Salt shakers on their tables, even at McDonald's
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Last Page

A distinct disadvantage to not looking one's age Young'uns don't see any signs of decay But believe it or not The body's changes to rot Young'uns won't get it till they're on the last page
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Last Page

A distinct disadvantage to not looking one's age Young'uns don't see any signs of decay But believe it or not The body's changes to rot Young'uns won't get it till they're on the last page
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Can'T Clap With One Hand

Some things are impossible to do with one hand To clap at the concert of your favourite band You can give it a shot But believe it or not All that happens is the guy beside you gets fanned
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Last Page

A distinct disadvantage to not looking one's age Young'uns don't see any signs of decay But believe it or not The body's changes to rot Young'uns won't get it till they're on the last page
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Can'T Clap With One Hand

Some things are impossible to do with one hand To clap at the concert of your favourite band You can give it a shot But believe it or not All that happens is the guy beside you gets fanned
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Can'T Clap With One Hand

Some things are impossible to do with one hand To clap at the concert of your favourite band You can give it a shot But believe it or not All that happens is the guy beside you gets fanned
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Crapulence

Believe it or not, this word's in the dictionary “Discomfort from eating too much” nice imagery “Crapulence” sounds witty Not really very pretty A routine so we don't become big and billowy
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Scratchy Bottom

Believe it or not there's a town in England Called “Scratchy Bottom” hard to say it without tinkling Try not to chuckle Or try not to buckle It's for real, those Brits are constantly winking
Form: Limerick

Premium Member It Depends

Believe it or not, I'm considering Depends Never thought the day would come, nearing the end Might as well flush me away With dreams of yesterday It's all over now cept the odor that ascends
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Gemolicals

How can anyone restrict creativity, it ain't possible When the idea invades your mind, it's already audible We hear inner thoughts Believe it or not Need a brain muzzle to protect your gemolicals
Form: Limerick

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