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Can'T Clap With One Hand

Some things are impossible to do with one hand To clap at the concert of your favourite band You can give it a shot But believe it or not All that happens is the guy beside you gets fanned

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Timothy Hicks

Date: 2/12/2016 9:44:00 PM

HAHAHA... excellent! You have a funny way of looking at things. Though if you met me in person, I actually CAN clap with one hand. And I've mastered to where it's actually louder than clapping with both of them! Though people say I look a bit retarded when I'm doing it.

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/13/2016 7:43:00 AM

Now that's downright silly, my friend, but funny! Take a video!

Jan Allison

Date: 2/12/2016 7:13:00 AM

ha ha great one Jack:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 7:19:00 AM

same here ... have posted a limerick today hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/12/2016 7:17:00 AM

Kinda silly eh... but I have no control over what I write though! LOL It's my alter ego! Huggs, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 2/11/2016 12:00:00 PM

Hey! That works in the summer in an out door theatre... Especially if Grandpa Troll is doing the fanning... He actually brings a real fan to fan me... if I agree to take him... Isn't he nice... And he makes a great umbrella too! If it starts raining... Over the stage so the show can go on!

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/12/2016 7:12:00 AM

Grandpa Troll is SPECIAL!!! xxx