Short Belched Poems

His spoils of war do grow
Respect to dragons knights owe…
Fire belched from below...

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My friend Mike is a jolly good bloke
He recalls when he first drank a Coke
   Gas and acid filled his throat
   Then he belched like a goat--
For blokes who drink Coke 'tis no joke...

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There was a commotion in the church pews
Town drunk had opened a bottle of booze
   All the congregants stared
   The town drunk wasn't scared
Belched and said, "Wait 'till I take off my shoes!"...

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he belched 
and belched

his giblets fraught

he burped 
a burp

his gizzards ought
to churn and turn
his entrails wrought

when up rose up
a belch and burp

then in both hands
his innards 

caught!



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bounty bicycle belched
in crimson crest
wielding moaning wheels
of saucy spree:
taunted tracks moan
tainted tyre's moor

fiery feelings fondling
per punctured pills
merging mystic mist

hideous hood hankering
with halts shuddering
like triturated tits

"roll'n rustic rims
felon wind riding."
     '20:01:21:05:33...

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eerie earth belched
callous creed's crest
nocturnal nature nauseated
dark dribbles cremated
hoisted hankering cruised
sassy soil puked

rusty rims yawned
puncturing pulpy pawn
tactic trend torn

bruised bark bent
mystic moaning etched
saucy seal spent

lofty lids lurched
vying voluptuous verge.
    '20:04:10:19:20...

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o shrew in a shoe
  shoo shoo
but he wouldn’t go

chew through the shoe
  shoo shoo
chewed from heel to toe

nurse a poor tum
  shoo shoo
he belched and was ill

greedy old shrew
  shoo shoo
you’ve eaten your fill

find a new home
  shoo shoo
one you can’t chew

its pair you jump to
  shoo shoo
o shrew in a shoe



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pruning pulpy pear
tactic tier's there 
passion pasting prayers 
fostering fallible fair 
felon figs belched 
contractions cobbling crest 
 
whooshing wind yawned 
tucking tainted flaws 
owed to draws 
 
then a coda 
mystic melody murdered 
concerto grosso clustered 
 
pulsing pear blushed 
leering lanky lust. 
     19:12:13:08:23...

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feeble flesh feigned
rusty reels' reign
hoity hankers bled
porous pruning led
furious feast fetched
blind blitzkrieg belched

gaunt gifts gored
punctured pills pored
nocturnal nature bored

taunted trees moaned
callous crest cloned
damping drooling drone

eerie ends etched
callous catastrophe clenched.
     '20:04:06:20:38

Note: Of wanky war....

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sane story squashed
worn wanky clashed
wielded wits flung
leering lanky lust
strained sanity snogged
pilfering punctured pawn

voluptuous vie wept
cremating callous crest
bruised biddings belched

pruned passion puked
dark dribbles drooled
clutching crazed clue

wedged wiles wailed
taunting tampered trail.
      '20:05:10:12:00

Note: Of tamed tale....

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fostered face etched'n
gaunt grave swept
dark dribbles dug
sassy syllables sung
song's gores gibe
meagre moan thrives

assembled books belched
cremating callous crest
kaleidoscopic knowledge crept

hoisted acumen hatched
voluptuous cramp crashed
sundry zeal stripped

confined fate fumed
by fury bruised.
      '20:04:19:09:43

Note: Of pulpy picture....

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pruned passions bled
clutching callous crest
felon fills fetched
dark dances decked
hoity hankers squashed
taunted thrills trashed

wet wits wanky
sassy sips sugary
nauseating nocturnal nitty

spanked syllables wept
drenching drooling depth
ballsy hollow belched

lusty length lent
porous punctures spent.
    '20:03:23:12:34

Note: Dedicated to Aeschylus....

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punctured palm prophesied
wielding wanky wiles
amputated alazakam aroused
sassy spell sprouts
taunted tendrils tamed
rustic roots raved

Fumes! Felon fingers
turned faces' tinker
lanky leers linger

bounty body belched
savoring moment's mesh
fate's gloom fetched

tainted tiers trailed
fractured future's frail.
     '20:04:26:18:32

Note: Of pawned picture....

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bruised bliss puked 
vying voluptuous view
lanky lust lurched
veiling hankering verge
dark drips dangled
felon fate fumbled

saucy sight seeped'n
nocturnal spell spree,
callous contraction's creed

moaning mists melted
basked braces belched
smothered syllables rent

gaunt gift grasped
taunted troubled trance.
     '20:03:13:16:03

Note: Dedicated to Homer....

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like callous comet
bully cloud belched
punctured pills puked
vying nauseated view
dark dances drool
squashing strained mood

like taunted torrent
rustic rain rent
wanky waves melt

gaunt boulevard growling
tainted trees throwing
hoisted hampered hankering

such sassy trends
coached Dimash's crest.
      '20:03:07:10:44

Note: Dedicated to Dimash Kudeibergen...

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pulpy passion puked
perforating punctured view
dark dances dripped
hoisted crippled hankerings
sassy seals spent
salient sieves etched

wanky wits wept
damping callous crest
beauty politics belched

dark diminuendo drooled
nocturnal nauseated clue
saucy syllables stool

felon fate's fostered
vying voluptuous triggers.
'20:03:20:13:22

Note: Dedicated to Aristotle....

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surges sans stretches
vying voluptuous verses
etched'n hoisted hanker
sassy society triggered
felon feasts fetched
from fanatic flesh

oozing oblongata seeped'n
moaning munched mystery
nocturnal nimble's spree

whooshing wits wet
bruised emotions belched
hoisted memories melt

eerie salient stance
tames taunted trance.
     '20:03:12:14:45

Note: Dedicated to Sophocles....

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Enough of careless mum,
Enough of unsighted, brutal pun,
Enough of our stomachs full of patience,
Are we not yet done gulping overdosed silence?
We have belched out ignorance, 
We have digested even disgrace.
Now our appetite is full... with frustration, with anger.
At least now let's wash our corrupted hands,
Let's tidy up our democratic apparels,
Let's stand straight with broken dignity,
Let's not eat more shame,
Let's fast....

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I turned the key,
pressed the gas pedal.
The motor belched
the starter grated.

“No. Not today!
I can’t be late.
I’m teaching the class.
I have to be there!”

Our three-year-old
piped up from the back seat,

“Try it again, Mom.”

The motor coughed, caught,
settled to a steady purr.
My little two-cylinder Fiat,
slow, but steady as she goes,
took me everywhere.

Again, from the back seat,

“I knew it would start, Mom.
I prayed.”...

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