Short Beagles Poems

Beagles
Bark a lot
Not for good reasons
They do not give it much thought,
When people object they bark, "Why the hell not!?"...

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Thought the world was filled with growed up people
Apparently not, leaders have the minds of dumb beagles
My army's bigger than yours
Think I'll invade your shores
A very adult response, “try it you bunch of hyaenas”...

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Widdle kiddles are the cutest and most adorable people
But growing up there's no telling if they'll turn out evil
It's the luck of the draw
Some say that's a flaw 
But MOST wind up charming and respectable wee beagles...

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It's been proven that sex is the leading cause of people
A mind-blowing discovery that might result in sex being illegal
To restrict its activity
Put people in captivity
It's the scourge of mankind and womankind and beagles...

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Jensen plays to the skinless drum
Ten chocolate soldiers melt down
by the campside
Platitudes of the night
crimson altar affairs preside

I have forgotten your face
wish i was a pram
under full moon
grateful to be the new born
like a newly hatched larvae

An urbane man chased by 
bedraggled beagles
Forget the rest
cruelty at its own behest
treads to grey





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My beagles have talons 
like eagles.
Oh the hell to be raised
If, one day, they 
sprouted fierce wings
and dove upon this fair city. 
Yes.
       Yes.
               Yes! 
Blood and thunder. Slash and howl. 
                You’ve got the mind of a child and all there is to hold,  
                But never have I ever gone to such extremes in speech.
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Well what a way to start the day
Halleluyah and happy thoughts and all
Absolutely nothing can match it
Your smile is a mile wide it's a scandal

Hope it lasts the whole day long
Wouldn't that be a damn kick in the head
Careful though for serious injury
May end up strapped to a hospital bed

Imagine if Leonard Cohen wrote
About murder, robbery, mistreating beagles
Summing up his thoughts
He was speaking of disappointing people...

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Who would have guessed/ the love carried for a beagle no less

   Lily howling at the moon/ with ears long as her toes our coon

   she gave birth to Bambi with no tail/ jack a be , 3 yrs later she is ours still

   no describing the love for our girls / dressed in pink shirts and curly frills

   the girls don't like when we leave home / they show us for leaving them alone

   the pillows torn and howling non stop / we love our girly beagles until we drop...

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Born beautiful, bacon breath,
Beau, besides being boisterous,
basketcase boggles,
batty behavior,
bounds beyond boundaries,
brazen barking bravado,
bane of UPS drivers bringing boxes,
bowling bewildered brother canine bedfellows,
befriending beagles,
basking beside bashful basset hounds,
belabors begging beef at table,
bedazzled by butterflies,
bobblehead bouncy Beau,
basically befuddled,
becalmed by bedtime biscuit,
beloved baffling beastie!...

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