Short Baby Sitter Poems

The baby never
          sits...Neither
               do I...

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We will watch video and play games together, 
Using not media as a baby sitter....

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only way to win
is to get in
be apart the blend
meet new friends
don't be you see
a baby sitter
don't  be a 
QUITTER...

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Flickered fingers;
Can't dial ringers;
Telephone calls;
Babies cry and crawls;

what do you do?
what do you do?
When their diapers fall?...

6/8/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2020...

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Insanely bad mood
Snippy and snarling
He is four-years-old
Fighting his nap time
Baby sitter folds

He falls asleep
at six o’clock
when parents come
to take him home

grouchy boy
cannot eat
wants his bed

routine
broken

sad
...

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an eat sweets quitter
her teeth shine and do glitter
of our baby sitter

hope my teeth will stay
never leave or go astray
do brush every day

teeth were hard to bare
cavities were here and there
should brush them with care

Have dental appointment today....

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          Spaghetti scholar
             rock climber
              baby sitter

           Diaper changer
               cup cake 
             Golden Cup 
                 holder

              Mine weak

                   the 
                 flower
                     i
               gardener
 
...

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 ' Maternal love is an instinct, but paternal love is also distinct.' -  Poet

                      Mother's love shower from natural spring 
                      Father to gain confidence from offspring.
                      From mother child seeking carefree shelter.
                      Father is the best known baby sitter....

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There once was this gal – much older
And I being young but bolder
Took hold of her hand
Said I am your man
But she gave me the old cold shoulder

Now I – being not a quitter
Thought how am I going to get her
I must make her mine
The very next time
My parents get a baby sitter

Written - 	6/19/11 by mdailey
For Dr. Mehta's contest - Cougar Effect...

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Get a sitter Daddy said.
Mom tried the four they knew.
None would come back.
We had played the trick on all of them.

We are identical twins.
One of us would yell “Sissy is running away!”
The sitter would chase them from front door to back door.
Once the twin was inside, the other twin would lock the back door too.

Both twins in.
Baby sitter outside....

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THREE PIGS  -  THE EARLY  DAYS



At first it was just a piglet and mum
And the pig-house had plenty of room
But when mum had another litter
They needed more than a pig baby-sitter
The rooms were just too full
And mum was glad when they went to school
But after school it was home again
And the overcrowding caused some pain.
So mum said you must go build houses three.
…and the rest is history ....

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Aha! Got it! Our young gray mouse grandson said.
Holding a plump ripe raspberry above his head.
The perfect one! He told everyone who would listen.
The rest of the berries had his saliva which did glisten.

How long was he in there? We asked his baby sitter.
It kept him busy for six minutes, and his litter.
The rest of them began popping out with berries of their own.
We rolled our eyes, thinking how great it was to be back home....

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He gets into her room,
and shuts the door behind him,
with the lustful call to open her dress
like a rose opening up in spring.

He's hungry to feel her touch and warmth;
his eyes drooling to the sight
of her feminine nature.

He is blinded to her dyed-to-the-wool
hatred to his wife, career, and life;
they killed her husband, burned their house,
and killed her pet dog;
little do they know the ''baby-sitter''
is a ticking time bomb.

She plots only revenge.........

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Glow and glitter
tweet and twitter
face book hookers
are number one
baby sitter
sew and knitter
good lookers
over done
hit the high road
just for show load
have ice cream just for fun
beat the bar code
implode a lymph node
dd 214 on the line
shoot a basket
stretched elastic
uncle sam is doing fine
pointless end rhyme
must stop some time
put it up and watch it spin
link the tail back to the top ?
no way, not this mess again. 

© Charles Henderson nov 2011...

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I watch her sleeping a helpless rose without me
Like a man watching her sleeping wife
Her life looking innocent and scary 
I then change diapers
She hates diapers 
But she cries when you don't remove them
And mourns as you remove them
Just like her mother
Then we play games together
I act her age to win her love 
I prepare meals and feed her
Like my bride on the wedding day
With these forty years i am making soon
Her twenty years makes me that
Her baby sitter  ...

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