Short Assistant Poems

Allah is the Creator of everything
And He is the Assistant of every being....

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Google assistant
never assisted
in my suicide
just played music
along side...

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K-ind
A-nd
G-ood
A-ssistant
W-ith
A-ll
D-edication

N-icely
G-uides

P-arent's
N-ice
K-ids

Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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I was at a laboratory,
To find the lab assistant in oratory,
She narrated her story,
I still feel her sorry,
What a beautiful English,lab oratory?...

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Reasoning is the divine force in Man able to transform him into an assistant of the cosmic order!






© Demetrios Trifiatis
     25 February 2017...

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An Irishman called of course Mick
Was performing a conjuring trick.
Sawed a lady in half,
For real, just for a laugh.
His assistant is still off sick.
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Lee marginalized her assistant’s help.
Just a beginner, a bit of a whelp.
The assistant is queen.
Admired and seen.
And Lee’s at the fish market, selling kelp....

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D-ay
I-s
N-ight's
A-lternate

A-s
R-adiance
I-s
L-ight's
L-uminous
A-ssistant

Topic: Birthday of Dina Jean Arilla (May 4) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Hired as a lab assistant to
do minor things.  Never thought this
job could be so boring.  It's
not as fun as it was
last semester.  We
always had a
crowd, but not
any
more....

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I have a chance
(if things pan out)
to climb the local ladder.
Assistant to a Laureate
in poetic matters. 

Wish me luck,
at least a fall that
leaves me writing better;
but if I fly,
cheer me on
earning all my letters....

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  Magic saw cuts assistant in two
    Pretty lady emerges good as new

  Magician pulls hankie from hat
    Dove flies away

  He tells you your name, DOB,
    even your fortune

  The man rakes in the money ~
    Entertainment’s portion
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Initiative, nor ambition upfront,
Hire him, he’ll be good as my assistant,
I just want a workhorse,
Not one for the racecourse,
A pony’s oft good if not adamant.
____________________________
A boss said to his HR head
Limerick |16.07.2024| humour
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Arnold, an arrogant associate assistant at American Airlines at Altoona Airport, and Allen, an aspiring actuarial apprentice acquiesced after an aggressive, although adult altercation at Arby's,  Arnold's altruistic argument asserting alliteration as alternative art appropriate....

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I sure love to agree with you,
With your idea from wildest blue,
I love to go along,
But then we’d both be wrong,
It’s better that I keep my view.
___________________________
A boss tells his assistant, why he cannot agree with her.
Limerick |01.08.2024| humour, business
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I’ll keep God as my ASSISTANT or succumb to SATANISTS’ influence,
In life’s deceitfully meandering and wicked ways
I’ll call for His support and assistance in many ways
Praying piously to protect, providing peace and prosperity.



~12/17/15
~4 lines contest by Silent One...

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let me see that!
two cheetahs looked together into one cell phone
neither of them appear pleased
Selfie take twenty-two one announces 
it is so difficult working with persnickety cheetahs
says the assistant director 
It’s a wrap says the director, worried now because
one bares his teeth
and the other one begins a chase...

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handsome boss with exceptional style
                                asks lady assistant with a sweet smile
                                 to switch on a computer on her table 
                            as the boss sits near by she becomes unstable
                             oh! sweet mistake happens so needs to refile...

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Gas stove 
an assistant of fire 
to cook food 

Gas stove 
an assistant of gas 
to make it fire 

Gas stove 
an assistant of 
daily cooking life 

Gas stove assists 
human life without 
any demand 

Gas stove 
the chief executive 
in the kitchen factory 
to meet the demand of hungry



29.07.2020 Chattogram...

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I’m retired now.  These days I’ve got it made. 
I sit on my porch and drink lemonade. 
You will never see my nerves get rattled,
Or my disposition become embattled,
No, not even if my conscience tattled.
With these concerns, I am never saddled. 
My personal assistant writes the screamin’s 
Of my staff of personal inner demons....

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I had to chop some ice today
To free my snow-blocked car.
The sun was my assistant,
Helping soften from afar.

I borrowed from the handyman
A strong long-handled tool,
Which worked better than a shovel
And was really kinda cool.

It’s a gratifying feeling
To accomplish what you must
For when taking care of business,
Stress and worry bite the dust....

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A dental assistant named Bertie 
Found patients could sometimes get shirty 
One annoying old bloke
Would repeat the same joke
His appointment time was 'tooth hurty'

This old joke drove Bertie insane
Still he laughed at it once again
But the dental staff
Had the biggest laugh -
This gentleman’s surname was Payne!

06~08~17...

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Computer personal assistants are the rage
As computers look to come of age
With female voices that are a hit for everyone
But the Germans want a male to say what is done

These have already raised sales for Amazon 
By 10% of their sales won
But the funniest thing I have heard
Are the sexual fantasies some have for the voice so absurd.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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If I was a rich as a 
Rothschild 
  then I would give up my job 
as a college assistant 
   and live in a great manor 
If I was as rich as a Rothschild 
I would buy 
a fantastic stereo 
If I was as rich as a Rothschild 
   I would buy the expensive volumes I see 
  advertised in the New York Times book review section 
If I was as rich as a Rothschild
    Wow! Wow! Wow!...

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A Broken Heart Cries
42 Thanksgiving Days
I Love YOU; LENORE

Author's note : Inspired by the Contest ; " NOT SO HAPPY HOLIDAYS "
   Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich, and Assistant Judge Susan Burch

I did not enter this in the Contest, as the rules said not to put YOUR name on it or
give any clues to who wrote. If YOU know LENORE, YOU know me. Happy Holidays
With LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Liege...Harry...

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The sun bursts off at dawn while the birds still sleep,
From a dream, I leap.

From out of the nightmare I refreshed myself,
In it, I was an elf.

I was not an assistant to Santa Claus,
An actor I was.

I washed my face and made a cup of coffee,
From the dream I was free.

The sun bursts off at dawn while the birds still sleep,
Waking up I a heap.
To laugh not to weep.


THURSDAY 1st NOVEMBER 2018...

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