Short Applicants Poems

All positions for annoying people have been filled
Other applicants that apply, will be lightly killed
Humanely as can be
Strapped to a tree
And pelted with rocks till near death, and then become still...

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Kid, states is paid
Tapped your hand pad out
No grissle on the iron
Steam tears of fear
Preposterous approval
Applicants endure sub traction
Textworth of link sis
Under obligated
Your sheath
Envelopes back paying crime rent
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So glad grace has no asterisk...

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When Joy entered the interview room the ambiance changed from gray to pink
Dead crows and deceased bats were replaced with lively butterfly faeries
The other applicants sensed a turn and broke into a positivity song
Derek a personnel director who is a drip, did not notice
He was the only person in that room who did not feel the shift.
Sad that he is the hiring component, isn’t it?...

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Prospective employers can be difficult to convince.
Especially if they only seek applicants with experience.
A gas station proprietor looks like a horse’s ass
when he seeks experienced persons to pump gas.
To make corned beef sandwiches, one needs two years experience?
There is an employer that doesn’t seem to have any sense.
A job seeker’s hopes can easily be killed
if that’s what it takes for manual labor positions to be filled.
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