Short Algebra Poems
Short Algebra Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Algebra by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Algebra by length and keyword.
Pythagoras once fell off a ladder
And landed on a venomous adder
This adder couldn't add
Calculus made it sad
Algebra and theorems made it madder.
Triple bigmac and large fry.
Diet cola’s bound to balance the equation.
Foolproof diet backed by algebra.
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H has a lovely crush on 8.
Hoping for at least one tiny date.
C likes T but asks out 9.
Numbers and letters out to dine.
You see senseless algebra
Makes me whine.
When I'm done in this world you see
And I've been all that I will be
Algebra will still puzzle me
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Wake, shower, brush, drive
Oh the thrill of being alive
Work, drive, chores, eat
The sequence is almost complete
Shower, brush, sleep, wake
Learning math’s a big mistake
I am a Virgo, on cusp of Libra.
My heart and mind stays in a penumbra.
My first words were these, so told.
“Me do it me self”, so bold.
I was strange in school, I loved algebra
Male
college statistics
multiplication
heavy calculus
detailed pie charts
elaborate graphs
arithmetic
algebra fun
prealgebra
counting by ten
subtraction
addition
fractions
number
one
Algebra equations I’m performing while light
And then I go home and write till late in the night
Hanging out with me might cause you a fright
You may be my poem subject tonight!
April 24, 2021
Pi
What statistics?
What trigonometry?
Geometry bamboozles me
The math language completely shuts me down.
Pre-algebra breaks my brain waves.
Please let’s not speak of these
Crazy math terms.
Pi
An algebra teacher of mine named Gunnoe
Sometimes tippled and was often a no-show
A clever fellow he
Was laid back as could be
When they fired him he had nowhere else to go.
written October 26, 2021
I browsed the encyclopedia,
from "aardvark" on to "algebra",
then to "infinity" and "lobster bisque"...
Hey, this one needs an asterisk:
"* Love - this is what it's all about.
It's easy to fall in, hard to get out."
Mushroom Head had a calling, a fantastical mission in life.
It was to be the ultimate best kind of every day wife.
But you could be a math professor, her brother said in jest.
Laughing inside, for he had seen her pre-algebra test.
A lot of people hate algebra - they think it isn't useful.
They are SO wrong - here is some practical Algebra:
Chocolate comes from Coca,
which grows on a tree,
which is a plant,
therefore: Chocolate is a salad.
You're welcome.
Some think of geometry as art,
but I don't include Renes Descartes.
A philosopher of calibra,
he combined geometry with algebra.
When in a pickle or a fix he
was not only just whistling Dixie.
He was writing down equations,
perfect for geometric occasions.
by Wayne Wysocki
Hello, my darling variable,
'Tis me, your dear unknown.
How'd you like to take a chance?
You'd not be all alone.
We'd make a fine equation;
'Twould equal none we've known.
Just you, my darling variable,
And me, your dear unknown.
two plus nine and seven times eight
some think mathematics is so great
algebra for me was a horrible fate
numbers belong on a calendar date
maybe on a clock so I won’t be late
I do not welcome any debate
mathematics I simply despise, I hate
We have to know it though, it’s our fate
Some 58 years ago, he taught me algebra in high school.
About 15 years ago, I gave him a call, just to say hi.
He said he did not remember me, and that was okay.
We talked a bit about this and that, and I told him
How much I had admired him from my high school days.
In closing, he said, "You made my day".
042825PS
We were tested on algebra
Well no duh.
I have been to trig and back
while still keeping algebra on track
These are questions you can answer
they are not asking you to be a tap dancer
Put your silly doubts to rest
and be done with this stupid algebra test!
This is done as a response to my dear friend, Bridget Williams' poem, Tested On Algebra
God is our answer,
When the music bursts
Under our beloved balcony
In Salvador de Bahia,
When a woman dances
In a cabaret in Manaus,
Love is our answer
When the sky is red and pink
Above the Oregon,
God is our answer,
In the night of algebra,
In zero and infinity
In the chiaroscuro of Rembrandt
On the table around the friends
For a friendly repas,
St. John gave its pupils arithmetic
I glided through these
Like breeze of Belize
Los Angeles City College leveled me
Algebra had me on my knees
YET
I clamored to Cal. State, Long Beach,
Where Information Science sacked me
I fought back on campus lush lawns
Lingered crossed-leg in summer sun
WON
My grade was not an F
I graduated and felt blessed.
*
ALGEBRA
Satan's hallucinations made him giggle,
Numbers and letters made to wiggle,
Satan arose one morning,
A day on Earth a'dawning,
Satan spake from far above,
Fist in his iron glove...
" I mix numbers and letters,
To make mathematics better,
Evermore there shalt be...
ALGEBRA!!!!!!"
Yes, numbers and letters made to wiggle,
Satan's hallucinations made him giggle.
Practical Algebra
A lot of people hate algebra - they think it isn't useful.
They are SO wrong - here's some practical Algebra:
Chocolate comes from Coca,
which grows on a tree,
which is a plant, therefore:
Chocolate is a salad.
You're welcome.
.
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A song for this:
Preface (feat. Di Johnston) by The Shanghai Restoration Project
Ignore moi by Mélanie Pain
If A can C
And D can B
where does that leave me
And if E equal F
Then what's the difference
And G plus H minus I
I have nothing left but J
So come join me
And don't be afraid
K L N M O please
Q the questions it's Greek to me
R S T U V
W X Y Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!
Alphabet wake up
Aren't letter problems algebra?
04/12/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©
Worked a jigsaw puzzle
While listenin' to Queen
And workin' out your algebra
While waitin' sweet sixteen?
Or scurried off to India
Just 'cause the op arose?
Or painted toenails black and blue
With one splashed hot pink rose?
Have ya ever taken life so hard
It makes ya wanna cuss?
If so, my friend, sit down come in
you're down dead one of us.
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just playin' around with NJ lingo
Math Birds Colorful
pale vision of sum
the addition of all the
colors dividing
painted on fractions
brillants multiple into...
peacocks algebra
colors divide
all birds counting fowl into
math answers flying
all birds colorful
outside of their nesting
bird mathematics
pale vision of sum
brillants multiple into..
math birds colorful
2/20/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©