Short Accounting Poems

Enumerating-
Counting and bring all into accounting!...

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A is for apple 
B is for baby
C is for cute


My first ABC poem
Please leave a message 
I'm only 14...

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Ancient Peruvians used the quipu
To record events for more than a few.
Cord with knotted string
Messages to bring
Future accounting for me and for you....

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count creation's stars
subtract Spring sky's accounting
still infinity

Brian Johnston
April 10, 2016

After a converstaion with Sunday Igwebulke on FaceBook...

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On lotus leaf
a frog sits meditating-
the parenthood.

Fetal coaxing,
was on trial. Will you
come to witness ?

A premature
death of a dream. Who 
was responsible ?...

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When Jesus turned water to wine
it tasted modestly divine
there was no witnessed waste
but there's no accounting for taste
pharisee spirit's complain all the time...

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She works in accounting at the factory,
loves counting numbers and her salary,
she has it made,
till she got weighed,
obviously hates counting calories.







11-20-16...

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Poets are classified as a very strange lot
Use fancy words like “gigglebuster” and “besquat”
They make up words
Like brickles and beturds
No accounting for this strange lingo they adopt...

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People eh... absolutely no accounting for them
Expect the unexpected, just like the weathermen
Predicting is impossible
Being right's questionable
Surprise is the norm, finding out how things end...

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There’s no accounting for taste
I suppose that’s why children eat paste.
Smell is involved in it too;
Perhaps they grow up and sniff glue?
I won’t rush to judgment in haste,
Because pasta sure sticks to my waist....

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  May America and Israel forever be free
    from sea to shining sea
       ~ of Nazis

  And should either country find itself drowning
    in an ocean of jackboots and hate
  May there be a reckoning and accounting...

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Garage sales are for those with it all I concede
But can't resist paying a dollar for stuff they don't need
Strange way of thinking
Maybe too much drinking
There's just no accounting for some peoples' greed...

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Garage sales are for those with it all, I concede
But can't resist paying a dollar for stuff they don't need
Strange way of thinking
Maybe too much drinking
There's just no accounting for some peoples' greed...

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It is official,
Those who count voted,
Boysenberry Ripple Ice cream,
Made by tip top of NZ,
Is the best ice cream in NZ, 
And possibly on the planet.

It also happens to be my favourite,
By a country Mile,
And I can't wait to tell my family, 
Who think that I should be embracing salted caramel,
Really....

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trying to 
sleep counting 
the proverbial fence
leaping endless rainbow

of sheep 
passing time
tiredly trying to 
induce slumber but

notice
as each
ovine leaps
the next has less

wool then
the one before
so forgetting about
REM now i need see

for sure
how nakedly
shorn if there is
a last one will be...

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Adam was an 
acceptable accountant
And Eve a bubblingly 
bright bookkeeper;
Adam loved the 
First-In, First-Out
Accounting (FIFO) system, 
While Eve preferred 
The Last-In, First-Out
Inventory (LIFO) system;  
Together they testified that
Inventoried sweet fruit 
should neither 
Sits and spoil 
nor go to the 
Garden wastebasket 
Wrongfully....

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God is dead but no one knows
as they continue their ridiculous shows.
Everyone wants a piece of Him
but always deny him with each whim.
We kill and dishonor in His name
and the game always remains the same.
Money, power and subjugation
fuels the Godless in every nation.
One day there will be a full accounting
for on every evil the devil is counting....

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Man surely she studied accounting, 
for she knew how to use what she had to get what she wanted.
she started and sold herself to men who did not
give a damn about her demands.
 As an eye witness,
I witnessed,
when she called herself MRS!
Not recognizing that the mess is....
Dating multiple men made her more of a slut
than a lady she was supposed to be.......

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Two men walk down a dusty street 
in Winslow, Arizona.
One places small white crosses 
at the curb and recites names 
while the other bears witness:

"Juan Fernando Lopez”  
“Presente!”
“Maria Anna Ramos”  
“Presente!”
“Jose Angel Fernandez”  
“Presente!”
“Restos mortales”  (Mortal remains)
“Presente!”

This continues until 
that day’s accounting 
of bodies found in the desert
is complete....

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The traffic of life's busy inventories 
restrains this need for solace--
how the accounting of hours untamed
induces an onslaught to my self-care;
 
how much longer must I invest on time
which steals the leisure of hearts' meeting,
the thrill of flowers in bloom?--
if so, can toxic moments be measured 
by all demands of the day
when in the end, nothing really mattered.


Toxic State  by FJ Thomas
Dec 13, 2017...

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Who controls our banking?
Ruinous fees for money lending.
Who questions their investing?
Why so dear for money lending?
Who does profit from accounting?
Our finances they're controlling,
While our economy they're ruining,
They're amassing fortunes pecuniary,
Big business for them, commercially.
Let's questions their accountability
For our faceless Australian economy,
Profits overseas they're sending---
So much for Australian banking!!!!!!...

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I have learned much, lost more.
Gained beyond measure than most dare to try.
It does not make me smart, 
It does not make me right.
I am nearly always wrong... 
unless there is math involved. 
Then my chances dramatically increase. 
The IQ of my soul? is not measured in worldly numbers.
It is taken by the Light of the Lord MY GOD
To rest easy in his hand. 
The accounting of it’s value, 
The precious price already paid,
for my eternity. 
Amen....

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When Tax Season Comes


When tax season comes, I relax...
not worried cause I have my facts
along with a friend
that helps to the end...
my financial aide, Turbo Tax!

So simple, it says what to do...
just type numbers in, click review.
No big fees to pay
high-priced C P A...
sends it to the  I  R  S  too!


Sandra M. Haight

~3rd Place~
Contest: Tax and Finance Limericks - Old or New
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire
Judged: 12/31/2018
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When my days are over
and the good Lord calls me home.

When I reach the pearly gates
and for my lifes accounting I do wait.

Will my account at God's bank of good deeds
be full or over drawn?

For my sins do I still have a debt I have yet to pay
or have I paid my way as I've gone along each day?

Will St Peter let me in the pearly gates
or have my sins earned a debtors fate?



This was inspired by Elliott Bowe's poem When the Tables are Turned....

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With a lonely distaste
I set my pace
Patience for none
But for those that hold on

Climates of fear
People with tears
Waiting to be told how to run
Whilst building their castles of sun

I see myself
Like a plan on the shelf
I reach over the scrolls
Each one accounting my holes

The pictures of loss
The thresholds I cross
Contradicting my face
The lonely distaste

I am what you see
Just what you would be
But you’ll never see me
And for this I am free...

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