Shopped Poems - Poems about Shopped

A photo, a snapshot, a small glimpse in time, My life has fit in a tin. A small tin of pictures, a tin of a memory, Where I lived my small life with a grin. Each moment I was happy, no cry or a frown, No photos of tears from my eyes. These photos don't say I ever felt down Not sure...

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When I shop for an automobile, I don’t worry much about speed. Good mileage per gallon I want. A van or a truck I don’t need! So I guess if shopped for a spouse the way that I shop for a car, that means that my man wouldn’t need much fuel, but he still could go far! And since I can’t stand vans...

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If I shopped for my spouse like I shop for my automobile, I’d be married to SMOKIN' RED HOT woman named Mercedes- She’d wear black leather suits every day of the year, and I’d show her off to all the other jealous ladies. But… If only my beloved Mercedes came with a button key, I could turn her off and when...

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I don’t want what everybody has, that’s just not for me, I look for one that’s different, not everyone’s cup of tea. She’s not red and loud and flashy, racing down the track; She’s not afraid to get muddy, but still looks good in black. I want to take her top off, so she’ll blow back my hair, Wide open...

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In ancient times when life appeared as swell, with gorgeous wife and Chevy runnin’ fine, there’d be no tale to share now where I tell, uplifting stories ‘bout my sad decline. It seems one morning gone completely mad, I took the stairs up where our God resides, then peed in his Cheerios somethin’ bad, ‘cuz now I live at mom’s ‘n...

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Before beginning my search, I realize there are many models, its not easy for anyone, even a savvy girl. Does he make me twirl, will it be a throw of the dice, I check out his "sticker price!" Does he have a warranty to...

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IF I SHOPPED FOR MY SPOUSE LIKE I SHOP FOR MY AUTOMOBILE - Poetry Contest By Franklin Price 9/30/2016 If I shopped for my wife As I shop for my car I'd be much better off Much better by far Would remember the colors The options and size The attractive appearance I see with my eyes Will have others talking As she moves down the street All heads...

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My man was old and battered and was destined for the scrap heap He’d failed his annual MOT as his many defects ran far too deep His motor was still running but he had an intermittent fault He’d nod off when we were making love – (I’d feel a sudden jolt!) His once full head of blonde gleaming hair Can...

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Shopping for a wife's no science So use your car for example Kick her ankles for compliance The way you kick tires for sample Pull her dress high to see the works Exactly like you'd hoist the hoods Up high is where you'll find the perks Down low is where they put the goods Walk around behind this chassis See how much baggage she...

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If I were in the market for Another spouse, I would Check out the database of specs To make a choice that’s good. My top criterion is that I want my spouse to last. A long time he should be with me And not break down too fast. I'd make him get a physical To check for hidden leaks And broken parts, to know what's...

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WHAT THE!!!.........WHO IS THIS??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN PHOTO SHOPPED??? How could that possibly be? I only wanted the picture cropped and framed! You can't really think that looks like me! When did I become seven feet tall? My eyes are brown, not Malachite green! You've made my arms longer than my legs! Why are my ears the color of Tangerine??? I...

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