Shetland Poems - Poems about Shetland

...start writing-she said as if she knew about the contents of her head shave off pieces of stars motorway of answers ..... .. .......Read the rest...

...Go to Rhyme Zone to find words which rhyme. Here Is My Mare Horn Haiku Gilding is a Neutered Male Yearling and Colt and Philly Mustang Male or Female Thoroughbred 16 Hands High Wither Pint......Read the rest...

...Tavish Macbain had a funeral pyre that amazed most of Shetland Isle You could see the burial ship burning for a solid Viking mile. His days of valor were behind him, he had shown the enemy a good f......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Rottweiler I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler Not unless I were prepped like a miler Seems a little inbreeding Done without heeding Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler The Saint ......Read the rest...

...Shetland’s Jimmy Perez isnae hip, but the crooks never give him the slip. Thoogh ah dinnae ken much ‘bout his preference for scotch, to his island, we’re planning a trip.......Read the rest...

...I see no Knight in shining armour On his trusty steed I can't see the local farmer or man of any Colour or creed Who would want a valentine like me No man with any sense Who would date a woma......Read the rest...

...Hidden under crop circle resembling an ampersand hides sheathed silo - obscured, said symbol adorned every armband of national socialist, yet weapons of mass destruction) bland lee, blatantly......Read the rest...

...There was a Wee One called Maloney Who never ate anything but baloney He soon came to find He could no longer climb Up onto his Shetland pony......Read the rest...

...Pony Sassy attitude Large brown eyes Gorgeous curly mane Favors the dog, Buck Happy to clip-clop Giggly 3-year-old on back Proud and sassy Pony......Read the rest...

...If those who brought from the East black gold had listened to the forecast, they’d have set a different course and saved the innocent from slaughter. But no! Shepherds on Shetland pastu......Read the rest...

...A speck drifts in the wind blown hither and tither, Briefly settling then takes to the air once more. Now a charged particle thanks to the storm, It flitters around like a beautiful butterfly. ......Read the rest...

...I woke my daughter up this morning She sat up and I said, "Good morning, sugar." She looked at me and said, "A monkey's uncle." What's that kid dreaming about, anyway? Our dishwasher went out ......Read the rest...

...Skyline of rowed houses Rolls past and So do the greys of labour, Conservative and otherwise Are boarded on the decks of Oil tankers; hollow Hulking HMS something Sleeps in the docks Of the ......Read the rest...

...Above Barley, Clouds Dance Enchantingly. Flooding Glorious Hills In Jubilant Kaleidoscope. Lending Motion, Natural Opulence, Peacefully Quiet. Ranges Slumber Tranquilly, Undisturbed. Vibrant Wheat X......Read the rest...