Shave Poems - Poems about Shave

Before a misty morning mirror above a half-filled basin such cold water was I braving simply to lave my face in but the coldest cut of all and it only hurts when I smile I severely slit myself while I was busy shaving but did my frozen fingers fumble or was it just a rusty razor which sorely needs replacement that figured in my defacement as there...

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They stood like rhymes on fencepost spines with wisdom scrawled in shaving thymes— a roadside gospel, terse and sweet that preached with meter, grit, and heat. Rosemary likes a clean-shaved man, if wooing her is in your plan. She’ll linger near and take your hand and proudly wear your golden band. Parsley hides beside the plate— the garnish mocked by those who ate. But lean in close— she knows the names of all who passed and played their...

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"While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house: [19] And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are...

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A man, half a mountain of hair, Gave Cupid a bit of a scare. He wasn't a knave, He just didn't shave, A heart that was rare did he share....

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I'm looking forward to have my shave, It's not the thought of being brave, I just feel the urge to do some good, And hopefully help to lift my mood, Macmillan helped through times of need, My stories there for all to read, They understand they help you cope, With your life that's hit a slope , Macmillan...

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I once sported a manly beard, a beastly beard had I. But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn, while my lady cheered, she chopped it off, and while the cows mockingly mooed, I quietly cried. And with that, a little something inside of me died. I would venture to guess it was my manly pride. She brushed and whispered into...

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Breaking points are reached when you are gliding just is as smooth as silk. Acceptable risks go rogue, easy-street gets bumpy; beware then for there are gopher holes, shoals of piranha appear in rain puddles, then sleeping moles awaken in your head and they don't like smooth....

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Close Shave Then Away Would Slave had been a close shave and then away we would slave all our money slave Jim Horn...

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Should a Sheik seek a shave Who'd shave a Sheik, Sheik shavers should surely So Sheik shavers Sheiks seek. Entry for Twist my Tongue Poetry Contest Sponsored by Nina Parmenter 17/1/2020. Placed 3rd....

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Sand slipped away through an hour glass timer Oblivious to a bottle neck of irrevocable pain Next to a tube of toothpaste and a cake of soap It rested under a broken mirror in the washroom Not far from 4 ply loo role waiting for meaning Tim needed a brave shave and brazen reflection Reached for the cabinet holding razor and...

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From his sweetie Dave took lots of guff 'Cause his beard was mighty ruff Too bad you get fewer kisses, Dave Try Burma Shave - its all the rave! Do you sprout a very wild stubble? Have you heard of the latest rave? You'd save yerself a ton of trouble Taming yer mug with...

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I know I shaved the hair off this week The razor was a solid brand I felt my legs afterwards, They were smooth as baby Yet today I saw My legs are dark Curly hair Grew all Back So maybe it was a week or two Could possibly might have been I shaved them hard on my knee Hair floated down the drain Grooming is no fun The hair...

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Homeless man shaved By cop saved...

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Why do you have to order the blade Am using it to shave Why do you want to shave I shave because we shave I shave because they shave I shave because am too shave I shave so the underneath can be smooth During the meeting of two body's forming a soundtrack Lying, and pushing slowly on them self....

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Close Shave With Wave In Cave Were cautiously surfing in a cave, When there had been a big wave; While inside, We could hide; With sides of wall had close shave. Jim Horn...

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