For I am shave as neigh as any frere. But yit I praye unto youre curteisye: Beeth hevy again, or elles moot I die.
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My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.
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Commuter -- one who spends his life in riding to and from his wife; And man who shaves and takes a train, and then rides back to shave again.
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Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
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Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave
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Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!
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I have had the opportunity to have a shave and relax in the bath and have a good English breakfast.
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The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
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The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
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