Short Shave Poems
Short Shave Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shave by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shave by length and keyword.
scales don't lie
off with the clothes, bathe, shave..
augh!!
I know it isn't true to form!!!
Categories:
shave, funny, life,
Form:
Senryu
Close Shave Then Away Would Slave
had been a close shave
and then away we would slave
all our money slave
Jim Horn
Categories:
shave, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
She didn’t wax her furry legs
And didn’t shave her armpit hair.
Bikini line so overgrown;
She had a forest growing there.
Categories:
shave, life
Form:
Rhyme
lashes
of
love
who's
going to
shave
my
eyelashes
this time
dropping
in
on
lashes of love
?
Categories:
shave, art,
Form:
Lyric
I need to get inside my head;
It seems it’s time to change a fuse.
I can’t remember the procedure;
Time to shave and read the clues.
Categories:
shave, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
A man, half a mountain of hair,
Gave Cupid a bit of a scare.
He wasn't a knave,
He just didn't shave,
A heart that was rare did he share.
Categories:
shave, hair, humor, husband, love, relationship, romance, soulmate,
Form:
Limerick
my Granny is so very hairy,
so much hair it’s quite scary,
her hair gets in the way,
she must shave it every day,
me thinks she use to be Larry
Categories:
shave, hair,
Form:
Limerick
All wired up and ready to go.
Why did I have to get here at six?
Got a bit antsy when they wanted to shave me
Orderly seemed to have a nervous tick
Categories:
shave, giggle, scary,
Form:
Rhyme
Today, I chose to shave my head,
by a shaky hand I was led,
I tried to glide the razor,
cut me quick like a laser...
"Emergency room!" Enough said?
Categories:
shave, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Cindy was really a man
You could tell by the size of her hands
So one day in Bournemouth
She had them both sawn off
But now she can't shave her beard
Categories:
shave, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Leveret scurries
Trained ears, panoramic sight
Saved - by a hare's breath.
Easter Bunny blinks
Burrows the deep undergrowth
Close shave this morning
Categories:
shave, nature
Form:
Light Verse
The military will never behave
Generals have arms, and power they crave!
No one finds it odd
They need a Death Squad
In Myanmar, it is called "Burma Shave"
Categories:
shave, political,
Form:
Limerick
Gazing at the rear of my head
Many follicles are long since dead
Father Time is always sure to win
These naps are lookin' awful thin
Shall I shave my dome instead?
Categories:
shave, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Fuzzily Wuzzily
Benjamin Gib-a-ney
Grew him a beard which was
Coming in fine.
Then he found out he had
Pogonophobia.
He can shave his, but he'd
Best not touch mine.
Categories:
shave, fear, funny,
Form:
Double Dactyl
#1. Wake up
#2. Brush Teeth
#3. Shower
&
#4. Shave.
Am I forgetting anything? Oh Yeah,
I have a full day of dealing with morons ahead of me.
#5. Try To Behave.
Categories:
shave,
Form:
Rhyme
she asked
me to shave
her head
her hair
bald
so i did
as asked
and felt
the falling
softness
then
woke
and then
realized i'd
cut my beard
in
my
sleep
Categories:
shave, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
There once was a monk with a wave
Who desired a head with a shave ...
Well, the barber was such
That she cut back too much
Thereby leaving his globus concave
Categories:
shave, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The lawn awaits the mower’s blade
The blade of dullest steel is made
The smoke of petrol fumes abound
As the mower is pushed around
The grass beard trimmed of morning shade
Categories:
shave, garden, green, nature,
Form:
Quintilla
My bum is spreading I noticed today
From sitting and contemplating bygone days
Sedate I've become
To old age I've succumbed
No more sit ups, I don't even shave
Categories:
shave, happiness,
Form:
Limerick
Close Shave With Wave In Cave
Were cautiously surfing in a cave,
When there had been a big wave;
While inside,
We could hide;
With sides of wall had close shave.
Jim Horn
Categories:
shave, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Larry Higgs insisted on having a beard
although his wife said it made him look weird.
One day while using a lathe
he got too close by a shave.
Alas, he's uglier than she had feared.
Categories:
shave, vanity,
Form:
Limerick
Deadly, Gravity is,
Yanks us back to earth
Thrust down in our graves
Wiggle and wriggle out!
Lighten up!
Get away!
Fly high!
Whew! Close shave!
Categories:
shave, courage, earth, power, space,
Form:
Rhyme
My bum is spreading I noticed today
From sitting and contemplating bygone days
Sedate I've become
To old age I've succumbed
No more jogging or sit ups, I don't even shave
Categories:
shave, age,
Form:
Limerick
Shave
Razor kissed ;
Close call , another
Near escape that we
Missed .
Categories:
shave, life,
Form:
Cinquain
might be time to shave
winter fur is pretty gross -
fear mixed emotions
Categories:
shave, fear, humor,
Form:
Senryu