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Funny Self Poems

These Funny Self poems are examples of Self poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Self Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member From Rhyme To Shine
In elementary days, I struggled with my tests,
Failing or just passing, never performing at my best.
The night before exams, I’d read over and over again,
Hoping...

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Categories: school, self,

Premium Member Narcissus

"Wow! He's handsome", Narcissus would think
as he gazed at himself from the brink

Then he'd lean in to stare
at the lovely lad there

and that's how he'd...

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Categories: self, beauty, boy, confidence, funny
Premium Member Just say NO
I simply must say No to wearing body spray
Or else I'll be allergic to myself ALL DAY! ;-P...

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Categories: body, funny, giggle, self,
Don't Eat The Cocktail Sauce In The Refridgerator
Sweat pricks my eyes shut
Flaming punches strike my gut
Yet I boldly dance...

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Categories: self, confidence, endurance, food, funny,
Premium Member An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover
An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover

I will firstly frankly forwardly forthrightly fastidiously befriend you.
Then I will completely correctly courteously candidly chastely court you.
Then whencesoever I...

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Categories: self, desire, friendship, funny, lust,

Premium Member The Joy of Being You

          “Forgiveness is a funny thing.
          ...

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Categories: self, encouraging, happiness, joy, poets,
Premium Member Insomnia:Self Induced
Insomnia:self induced

I had a rough night didn't sleep much at all
So i make my coffee strong sweet and tall
Got to wake up and get on...

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Categories: self, funny, humor, sleep,
A Silly Little Limerick
I can't really write a sonnet
But if you want a limerick i'm on it
And if I had to write without rhymezone
My mind would have blown
Therefore...

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Categories: self, cute, funny, humor, humorous,
I Am More Than The Names You Call Me
Do not call me a freak
Loser nerd or even geek
You may think it's funny but
It's like you punched me in the gut
Words painful and very...

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Categories: self, bullying, feelings, identity, image,
Premium Member Self Portraits You Don't Look At
Artists depict so many images of themselves 
Staring for hours into their own eyes
The free model, always available
Like poets ripping pieces away
Exposing bare flesh, beating...

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Categories: self, anxiety,
Premium Member AND ACTION
when I leave the house
sheep have been arranged in fields
and the allocations of cars 
have been made for today’s passing
with scripts sent out nightly
to those...

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Categories: self, humorous, life, science fiction,
Premium Member FBI ALL ABOARD
We'd opened ourselves up to fascist beliefs 
we'd catered to the raw findings of mental angst 
an yet we knew going under cover would somehow...

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Categories: self, america, anxiety, my child,
Premium Member hip hop mug
this mugs jiggy i wont lie

see it caught your peepn eye

unhitch a lip

caffeine a sip

load up man and liquefy.
...

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Categories: self, autumn, drink, funny, giggle,
Premium Member Body Divine
In just two weeks I will attain the body divine
Eat my greens, attempt a sit up or two...
If only I'd lay off reduced aisle wine...

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Categories: self, change, culture, funny, growth,
Refelction
A reflection is a funny thing.
No matter how you look at it, it will always look back at you the same.
No matter how much you...

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Categories: self, destiny, identity, love, me,

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