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Funny Self Poems

These Funny Self poems are examples of Self poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Self Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Joy of Being You

          “Forgiveness is a funny thing.
          ...

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Categories: self, encouraging, happiness, joy, poets,



Premium Member Insomnia:Self Induced
Insomnia:self induced

I had a rough night didn't sleep much at all
So i make my coffee strong sweet and tall
Got to wake up and get on...

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Categories: self, funny, humor, sleep,

A Silly Little Limerick
I can't really write a sonnet
But if you want a limerick i'm on it
And if I had to write without rhymezone
My mind would have blown
Therefore...

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Categories: self, cute, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Blame
Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs


Life has many ups...

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Categories: self, child, hurt, life, people,

I Am More Than The Names You Call Me
Do not call me a freak
Loser nerd or even geek
You may think it's funny but
It's like you punched me in the gut
Words painful and very...

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Categories: self, bullying, feelings, identity, image,



Premium Member Self Portraits You Don't Look At
Artists depict so many images of themselves 
Staring for hours into their own eyes
The free model, always available
Like poets ripping pieces away
Exposing bare flesh, beating...

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Categories: self, anxiety,

Premium Member I Felt Like A Book
I felt like a book 
very tired old and worn out 
needing rest on shelf....

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Categories: self, feelings, life, old, people,

Premium Member AND ACTION
when I leave the house
sheep have been arranged in fields
and the allocations of cars 
have been made for today’s passing
with scripts sent out nightly
to those...

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Categories: self, humorous, life, science fiction,

Premium Member FBI ALL ABOARD
We'd opened ourselves up to fascist beliefs 
we'd catered to the raw findings of mental angst 
an yet we knew going under cover would somehow...

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Categories: self, america, anxiety, my child,

Slice of Cake
Ever been treated like you’re a slice of cake?
By the kind of sleazy men that slither like a  snake?
They’re not the type to give,...

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© Mona Ebel  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: self, courage, desire, for her,

Premium Member Hip Hop Mug
this mug's jiggy i won't lie

see it caught your peep'n eye

unhitch a lip

caffeine a sip

load up man and liquefy.
...

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Categories: self, autumn, drink, funny, giggle,

Premium Member Body Divine
In just two weeks I will attain the body divine
Eat my greens, attempt a sit up or two...
If only I'd lay off reduced aisle wine...

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Categories: self, change, culture, funny, growth,

Refelction
A reflection is a funny thing.
No matter how you look at it, it will always look back at you the same.
No matter how much you...

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Categories: self, destiny, identity, love, me,

This Is Me
I always smile and laugh,
People say that I am tough.
No one can make me stop,
Problems won't make me give up.

I always fight even I'm alone,
People...

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Categories: me, self,

Premium Member In the Misty Corridors of the Soul
Is the soul a complex place,                                      ...

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Categories: death, life, people, self,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things