Funny Self Poems
These Funny Self poems are examples of Self poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Self Funny poems written by international poets.
Immolation: Words From the FirstBoth of me became an alcoholic, at last.
Time to split into a third.
The first was too funny, not focused enough. Fun, but useless, cute...
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self, abuse, addiction, corruption, dark,
A Life Well Lived, Lived WellCan you stack your chunks of memory, like me
In tiered stacks of stories... free to see?
Woven from far time to now, in soft...
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self, adventure, age, celebration, freedom,
From Rhyme To ShineIn elementary days, I struggled with my tests,
Failing or just passing, never performing at my best.
The night before exams, I’d read over and over again,
Hoping...
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school, self,
Narcissus
"Wow! He's handsome", Narcissus would think
as he gazed at himself from the brink
Then he'd lean in to stare
at the lovely lad there
and that's how he'd...
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self, beauty, boy, confidence, funny
Just say NOI simply must say No to wearing body spray
Or else I'll be allergic to myself ALL DAY! ;-P...
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body, funny, giggle, self,
Don't Eat The Cocktail Sauce In The RefridgeratorSweat pricks my eyes shut
Flaming punches strike my gut
Yet I boldly dance...
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self, confidence, endurance, food, funny,
An Alliterative Pursuit Of A LoverAn Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover
I will firstly frankly forwardly forthrightly fastidiously befriend you.
Then I will completely correctly courteously candidly chastely court you.
Then whencesoever I...
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self, desire, friendship, funny, lust,
The Joy of Being You
“Forgiveness is a funny thing.
...
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self, encouraging, happiness, joy, poets,
Insomnia:Self InducedInsomnia:self induced
I had a rough night didn't sleep much at all
So i make my coffee strong sweet and tall
Got to wake up and get on...
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self, funny, humor, sleep,
A Silly Little LimerickI can't really write a sonnet
But if you want a limerick i'm on it
And if I had to write without rhymezone
My mind would have blown
Therefore...
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self, cute, funny, humor, humorous,
I Am More Than The Names You Call MeDo not call me a freak
Loser nerd or even geek
You may think it's funny but
It's like you punched me in the gut
Words painful and very...
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self, bullying, feelings, identity, image,
Self Portraits You Don't Look AtArtists depict so many images of themselves
Staring for hours into their own eyes
The free model, always available
Like poets ripping pieces away
Exposing bare flesh, beating...
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self, anxiety,
AND ACTIONwhen I leave the house
sheep have been arranged in fields
and the allocations of cars
have been made for today’s passing
with scripts sent out nightly
to those...
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self, humorous, life, science fiction,
hip hop mug
this mugs jiggy i wont lie
see it caught your peepn eye
unhitch a lip
caffeine a sip
load up man and liquefy.
...
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self, autumn, drink, funny, giggle,
RefelctionA reflection is a funny thing.
No matter how you look at it, it will always look back at you the same.
No matter how much you...
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self, destiny, identity, love, me,