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Funny Self Poems

These Funny Self poems are examples of Self poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Self Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member In The Misty Corridors Of The Soul
Is the soul a complex place,                                      ...

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Categories: death, life, people, self,

Premium Member Screen of Awareness
Like an shiny apple's rind, 
my outer body all can see.  
Like an apple's fruit,  
I hold many secrets.  
Seeds and beliefs...

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Categories: fruit, joy, life, self,

Premium Member Self Conscious Executive Officer
Running on autopilot
Works well for someone like me
I've got some experts onboard
Who can deal with anything 
And regularly excel in a randomised fashion

Then I show...

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Categories: self, anxiety,

Premium Member Mangia Mangia
there once was a woman named Mimi
she never would wear a bikini
	when she was asked why
	she didn’t blink an eye
said, “I’ve eaten too much linguine!”...

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Categories: self, feelings, food, funny, image,

So now is crunch time,  
There is no more entertaining any-more Sunday brunch times! 
There’s no...

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Categories: self, divorce, emotions, farewell, inspirational,

Getting Old
Getting Old

I used to look so young and slim
I could wear anything I chose
now I buy from tent shops
it's the only way to get clothes


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Categories: self, age, body, change, funny,

Who You Are
“Insults are like the flow of
 water, you get many
 from your parents when 
you became a poet 
or an author.”

“Try to do what you...

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Categories: funny, self,

Right into this traffic jam
I have issues with the sun
It burns
It burns so much these days
It burns it hurts my face
Yet I am going out now
Right into this traffic...

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Categories: self, blue, deep, depression,

Sometimes a all you need,
In your rush - to succeed.
Breathe in deep, breathe out long,
Accepting weakness, makes you strong.
A prayer, to The Creator up...

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Categories: self, best friend, blessing, friendship,

Rain Dance Dreamer
I’m just another rain dance dreamer

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Categories: dream, perspective, rain, self,

Premium Member Earth Life Purpose
Life is but a journey,                                        ...

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Categories: journey, love, self,

Premium Member How One Paints
In the art galleries of the world,                  ...

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Categories: self, art, beauty, color, magic,

Premium Member Amazing How the Pearls Are Flung
Amazing how the pearls are flung
Before the swine these days, and I
Can hardly understand any
Decision to do so by otherwise
Enterprising individuals.
Funny how the swine devour...

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Categories: self, animal, class, irony, perspective,

Premium Member A Life Hit
A Life Hit

ThIt was a life hit,
A one after the other:
For first, there was the coma,
And just the idea of it
To struggle with, but then,

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Categories: self, art, dog, endurance, health,

Capturing Courtney
Nerdy, honest, creative, funny
Mother of Darian and Cash
Lover of a good book stash, thrift store trash, and travelling without whiplash Who feels empathy for the...

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Categories: self, children, daughter, i am,