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I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks...,

(a poor excuse for legs),
and get me the latest
sophisticated prosthetics advancements,
whereat integration of cultured stem cells
into custom made...

Categories: scuzzy, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse

Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe

My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium,
but ...

Categories: scuzzy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Abcedarian To Start My Engines

...astronomical anatomical atoms
buying brilliant blubbery bimbo blobs
collecting claustrophobic colorized clandescently clams
depicting deplorable dependable depraved dendrites
enticing and enlisti...

Categories: scuzzy, word play,
Form: Abecedarian

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Everlasting

...I always think of us as young
you still blooming and me too fresh
Like the time when your little body was huge
with our boy
we really rocked the cradle back then

or that time
in some cheap ho...

Categories: scuzzy, poetry,
Form: Free verse

O Cynthia

...Cynthia O my erstwhile lover
I pine and flounder.

Yes, yes I know I once dumped you -
you just were not pretty enough,
in your tartan wooly socks
but your body once 
really rocked my rocks.
...

Categories: scuzzy, poetry,
Form: Free verse

Lady With the Pink Fuzzy Floppy Hat

...If you ever espy a latitudinally
and longitudinally challenged
older yet shopping savvy woman,
(wedded to yours truly
for almost twenty six years),
who stands approximately
four feet and ten in...

Categories: scuzzy, character, color, cute, freedom,
Form: Free verse

Sassy Sobriquets Schooled Sissy Spindleshanks

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious skinny scruffy scribe

Scathing, scolding, screaming,
scorning, searing, sing,
sociopathic sarin soaked skewed
squirt, sputtering, squa...

Categories: scuzzy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Critters

...Critters,

Yucky, icky,

Creepy, crawly, nasty,

Scuzzy, slimy, oozy, therefore,

Many!


*Traditional Cinquain
1st line - 1 word, 2nd line - 2 wor...

Categories: scuzzy, insect, nature,
Form: Cinquain

Slug Bug Scuzz

...(Occasional Rhyme)

Splat.Take that, plaguey pest;
you, your brother, and all the rest.
Were you given license from heaven
to hurl yellow-bellied goop
onto my sparkling shield?
It's there to s...

Categories: scuzzy, car, insect, travel,
Form: Free verse

Impossible Cues

...***Show your teeth the doctor said your diagnosis is complete you're half- dead half-alive you are suffering from Schrödinger equation syndrome.....
** Funny tales are funny because they tell our st...

Categories: scuzzy, funny,
Form: Prose

Taffy

...He creamed his jeans. 
Ripped the seams  
when fellows beamed  
at his wet seeds  
wasted on these  
cold floors below me. 
Calloused palms tease,  
or, rather, some slimy sleaze.  
Can I hav...

Categories: scuzzy, fun,
Form: Free verse

Metamorphosis - Itty Bitty Version

...Caterpillar crawling – 
Fat and fuzzy.
Footstep falling – 
Flat and scuzzy.


for Andrea's Itty Bitty Contest...

Categories: scuzzy, nature,
Form: Rhyme

Rape An Heinous Crime

...Blessed me as a Girl, why god?why me?
Its me or my weak soul?
Somebody can be so cruel, I didn't understand the semantics of life?
I couldn't resist strength to collide with them.
Was Woefully sc...

Categories: scuzzy, age, angel, birth, body,
Form: Haiku