Scrumpy Poems - Poems about Scrumpy

...The brewery's apple provider Saved Stella Strongbow from a spider While having a snog He fell in the grog And spent the whole evening in cider Love blossomed ’cause she was a cutie And, it mu......Read the rest...

...I met a man on the road today otherworldly, gamin, fey. A gimlet look in his jaundiced eye, he held my gaze and I questioned why he wandered here, a mendicant man of pleasant demeanour, when,......Read the rest...

...Growing up in a mining town was great playing on the coal tips Coming home black as the firegrate But everything was dusty from the pits The black mountains and smoke filled sky The way of life ......Read the rest...

...Today now Slow, sunny summer here Scrumpy, sweaty summer here at last Smooth, slippery summer here scorching Sad, super summer here dressed after spring Sexy, smelly summer here Scor......Read the rest...

...The brewery's apple provider Saved the manageress from a spider While having a snog He fell in the grog And spent the whole evening in cider......Read the rest...

... HAIKU DUET Inspired by taai tekai ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ a peach... refreshing... memories of Malta... seedy prickly pears... ~~ freshly picked fruit... orchard cleaned... ravi......Read the rest...

...CAROL THE QUEEN OF XYZ Carol was a crunchy scrumpy the queen of queendom XYZ Nobody saw her since September that was very bad ......Read the rest...

...some salty Norfolk samphire cheddar cheese on toast Cornish pasty with gravy Melton Mowbray pie A Kendal Mint cake Scrumpy jug Aye!......Read the rest...