Scientology Poems | Examples


Premium MemberSmall and White

Tom Cruise line, worst all-time:
“I love you, you complete me.”

Small and white,
Not quite right,
Scientology junkie

Oscar award
Cuba Gooding scored
Best supporting Actor

Tom Cruise line, worst all-time
Breakout Renee Zellweger

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to the tune of “Edelweis”
from the musical “Sound of Music”
written on 03/12/2022
Categories: scientology, silly, song,
Form: Lyric

God's Funeral

I was the only pallbearer at God's funeral
I dragged the casket the last 25 yards
They served Deviled Eggs and Devil's Food Cake.
The Christians brought
Mogen David wine 
The other deity guests present
argued who should bare the blame 
For allowing Nietzsche and Darwin
To spread blasphemous theories 
Causing worshippers to question their faith
Jesus couldn't have cared less
Considered to be a prodigal son
he was busy cheating Catholics at Bingo
Acting like a false prophet 
The Jews believed he was.
Shiva was eating his TBone steak.
Sitting alone at a table
The Entertainment was provided by The Church of Scientology
With the thetans rendition of 
The Space Opera.
JSB
Categories: scientology, philosophy,
Form: Free verse


Premium MemberI Search In Dreams

I pray to that dead
criminal Jesus - to set 
us right - restore us.

We’re a mess - like
spilled salt - remember the  
fresh air of freedom?

In dreams I search - there
must be a cure lying
around somewhere..

Eyelid shades
open on chiaroscuro
lit, moody mornings.

I keep my head down
I’m doing my fey best, to
let nothing touch me.

.
.
.
.
** Note: I was raised a Catholic. Jesus wasn't crucified by some accident - he was executed as a criminal - that's just a fact - not an attack on Christianity - I would never attack a religion.. except maybe Scientology... that was a JOKE!!  aarrgghhh!

If poetry is art (I rather think it is) then one purpose is to engage and provoke emotion - I confess that the first stanza is meant to engage the reader.. hhhmmm.. maybe too much? I AM a beginner - after all.
Categories: scientology, 11th grade, dream, jesus,
Form: Senryu

Premium MemberBooks Ooze Their Goodness

Books ooze their goodness
Delighting me the way no TV show could
Enticing me, enrapturing me, loving me
Changing me into a pirate or a murder victim

Mysteries and biographies are my favorite,
Scientology intrigues me and fascinates me.
I do not mean THE scientology.
I mean geology, zoology, biology, and astrology.

I adore poems, short stories, plays, and songs.
Written word power takes up much of my day.
I fall asleep in my chair, lulled into dreamland
In the middle of books which drop on the floor.

Deeply aware that words will live on
Long after we are forgotten, I sit by the window
Expecting something fabulous to pique my interest.
I have never been disappointed.
Categories: scientology, books,
Form: Free verse

Scientologists

It looked like a scene from a sci-fi film
When the aliens roam through town,
In their matching clothes with their faces set
Showing neither a smile nor frown.

With determined strides, lone or in a group,
They went scurrying to and fro
And their stark white shirts and their dark black vests
Told me all that I need to know.

Past their tax-free lairs and their fenced-in rooms 
We drove, wondering mostly why
Folks would get sucked in to this seeming cult
As reality passes them by.  

Anyone can choose how to live his life
And so, too, Scientology peeps,
But observing them, all that I can say
Is it gave me a case of the creeps.
Categories: scientology, how i feel, people,
Form: Rhyme


Scientology Actor

Scientology Actor

Tom Cruise
Beliefs come with steep dues.
He pushed his Scientology on his wife Katie
But she decided to become her own lady.
Categories: scientology, celebrity, conflict, divorce, leaving,
Form: Clerihew

Premium MemberMoney, Myself, and Single Mothers

My best friend, Dawnette, chanted money for money
It's what they did in LA's Scientology
We were single mothers, but unlike myself
My friend stayed well rounded, a veteran of self-help
Some single mothers are rich... sabotage was on my list
I sought no help for my will and wit
Yet took on the world with trembling hands
My wealth was whipped; but now I can dance.

*
Categories: scientology,
Form: Light Verse

Premium MemberMiasma Ripening

Miasma  Ripening
                by Odin Roark

The chaff of greed
Feeds the consumer-compost,
While urban disquietude
Marches in lockstep.

Decomposition rages…

Choked roads of sunbaked gridlock,
Spider web into house upon house,
Creating cubic-waste upon cubic-waste,
Richer,
Poorer,
Fancier,
Shittier.

Drive by Reality…

Poor eye the rich,
Rich eye endless wants,
Avarice-bloated ticks of debt
Cruise side by side,
Beamers in the middle lanes,
Teslas in the fast lanes,
Phony nails,
Phony tans,
Corporate coffee,
Frilly coffee,
Strip mall yoga,
Storefront Scientology,
Think it…
You can buy it.

“Parade” the operative word…

As flesh and blood window-mannequins
Masquerading as humans,
Bedeck themselves in ugly clothes,
Garish clothes,
Supplied by the ever-surging China.

Just as toxic denial continues,
So too the enslavement’s rising stench,
Its ripening enticement lingering,
Its seductive aftertaste addictive,
Oh, so addictive.
Categories: scientology, philosophy,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberTom Cruise Clerihews

World famous actor Tom Cruise
in talent and looks cannot lose.
Success is the guy’s middle name.
It’s his love life he just can’t maintain!

A younger and hotter Tom Cruise
must have had to wear lifts in his shoes.
His first wife Nicole was so tall!
Did size ever matter at all?

With a much younger starlet, Tom Cruise
got attached, and it made for great news
when he jumped on a sofa with glee
for the whole world to see on TV.

The now over-50 Tom Cruise,
 to avoid more marital blues,
ought to find a new partner who
adores Scientology too.
Categories: scientology, people,
Form: Clerihew

Lonely Tommy

saw the cover of 
a magazine while 
waiting in the grocery
checkout line that
revealed to me, a
citizen of the cesspool,
that mr. tom cruise
HAS BEEN ALONE
FOR_______(insert
whatever amount of 
time that said smut 
writer thinks is enough
to get people to read
said trash), as if one man
in the world being alone
is grounds for a few
magazine covers
(think of the money spent),
not to mention
that to seriously believe
that the most famous 
spokesperson for
scientology, would be
alone for even a few
seconds, if he did not want
it,
is simply ludicrous.  

tommy cruise is 
tommy cruise &
there are women & men 
out there that will want
to **** the daylights out
of him until the day he
dies,
so to think that because
the head honchos in
the organization are
taking a little longer to
find him a proper 
wife that will sign on
the dotted line to be
contractually wedded to
him,
that he would
EVER
EVER
EVER
be alone in the same
manner that a 
non-tommy cruise
might,
is
****ing insane.

stop weeping for him
america.
Categories: scientology, life,
Form: Free verse

Sweet Sweet Disconnect

when
scientology has 
deemed you an
enemy for being
antisocial, for 
being a POTENTIAL
TROUBLE 
SOURCE (PTS), for
getting in the way
of the 
BRIDGE TO TOTAL
FREEDOM for
others---you are now
a suppressive person (SP),
you bring the whole 
bloody cult down, don’t
ya know you got to 
stop making all those 
that drop their gold coins
in the coffer feel like they
have wasted their lives &
money on something just 
as fictional & ridiculous
as moses, christ or 
muhammad, but you have
shelled out some major dough
to do so---a committee of 
evidence has a file on you &
they are going to bring you 
before the High Court!  you
will be forbidden to have
any contact with those 
designated SP’s if you are 
not found to be one yourself &
you will be followed & you 
will wading in the dung of the
jehovah’s witness whose been
dis-fellowshipped, you will be
withering in the dark with
the excommunicated mormons,
you will be cast out like the
proverbial leper & you will be
alone with no one that you 
once knew by your side---but,
you will be free to breathe a 
rational breath once again.
Categories: scientology, life
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberXenu's, Just a Dream - Just a Dream

Called Dianetics
Back in nineteen fifty two
Xenu is now born ~¬!¬~

Science fiction dreams
Alive in the modern world
Followers arose ~¬!¬~

Ones declaration
That aliens are earths structure
Are now believed ~¬!¬~

Progression abounds
For in Camden, New Jersey
The lure of anew ~¬!¬~

Xenu, just a dream
Church of Scientology
Cult or religion? ~¬!¬~








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Categories: scientology, fantasy
Form: Senryu
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