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Tom Cruise Clerihews

World famous actor Tom Cruise in talent and looks cannot lose. Success is the guy’s middle name. It’s his love life he just can’t maintain! A younger and hotter Tom Cruise must have had to wear lifts in his shoes. His first wife Nicole was so tall! Did size ever matter at all? With a much younger starlet, Tom Cruise got attached, and it made for great news when he jumped on a sofa with glee for the whole world to see on TV. The now over-50 Tom Cruise, to avoid more marital blues, ought to find a new partner who adores Scientology too.

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Carol Mitra

Date: 3/26/2021 6:12:00 PM

In the acting department Tom Cruise rocks...his personal life is truly his, but you have put it all together nicely Andrea :)Congrats on your win

Jcb Brul

Date: 3/26/2021 3:50:00 AM

So awesome! Congrats dear Andrea.

Ivo Cos

Date: 4/11/2015 1:23:00 PM

Hello! Superb and top-notch series of Clerihews! Truly good stuff!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 9/20/2013 9:43:00 PM

nice win...PD

Skat A

Date: 9/20/2013 8:43:00 AM

Congratulations Andrea, love YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STAR pick........... luv .............. SKAT

Kim Merryman

Date: 9/16/2013 1:52:00 PM

You covered his life well! Congrats on your win, Andrea! Fantastic clerihews! Love, Kim

Joseph May

Date: 9/15/2013 6:58:00 PM

great clerihews ....congrats on your win

Sandra Adams

Date: 9/15/2013 6:17:00 PM

I loved him when I was younger...great actor....great poem...congrats on your win :)

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 7/24/2013 8:52:00 PM

Yep that is his life and you summed it up in a few lines. Not an actor that stands out to me but a lot of people like him and his movies. Fine write on this one Andrea. love phyl

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 7/20/2013 2:14:00 PM

I did Paul Newman for Frank's contest, did I mess up? Was a certain form required? Tom was my second choice! LOL good one Andie Light & Love

The Situation

Date: 7/6/2013 10:50:00 AM

The big box the one with the spout. And Top Gun.

Shirley Candy

Date: 7/6/2013 2:16:00 AM

Andrea..you made me LOL here.. :D I hope Tom Cruise would read this poem..haha..winning wishes for you..!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/6/2013 9:38:00 AM

I hope he would read it too. CAn you ever imagine that? Hey, tom, in the unlikely even that you are reading this, hope you know all this was in good fun. I heard you gave gifts to Katie almost every day, and that was really sweet.. Just don't force the scientology on folks, and you will be adored!!

Jack Horne

Date: 7/5/2013 4:16:00 PM

lol, the size line was hilarious - this has to win!!

Cherie Thomas

Date: 7/4/2013 11:19:00 AM

Really cool write...Andrea, you have his life summed up in a fun witty way...I actually never realized how short he was untill I saw him in a magazine, tv & movies seems to enhance his height lol...very enjoyable to read thanks4sharing:0). Cheriex

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 7/3/2013 8:07:00 AM

This is great Andrea, you summed him up PERFECTLY...love reading your clerihews, they are terrific. Hugs

Joe Maverick

Date: 7/2/2013 2:06:00 PM

Enjoyed your views, on Tom Cruise Andrea; I wonder if he has cosidered if he is perhaps 'Married' to the lifestyle..? L O L))

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/2/2013 8:54:00 AM

Cute one and cute footnote..Got a chuckle..Enjoyed reading this morn..I am glad that I chose this one to read..Thanks for the visits to my work..Sara

Richard D Seal

Date: 7/1/2013 6:28:00 PM

I'm sending this to tommy boy Petal, he'll sue you, course you could always pay me not to lol. I like the way you choose to bruise the cruise ego in this write lol. Take care, Richard

Bl Devnath

Date: 7/1/2013 9:33:00 AM

I don't know about actor Tom Cruise but you have beautifully worded about him and his present wish. Good luck in the contest my friend. Loved always, bl

Skat A

Date: 6/30/2013 7:42:00 PM

awesome Andrea. Thank you for sharing <3 ~SKAT~ <3

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 6/30/2013 7:20:00 PM

Cute, I think there maybe a lineup to marry him.

Lucilla Carrillo

Date: 6/30/2013 4:35:00 PM

Wow! you really know Tom Cruise. You will win I'm sure.... Lucilla

Kash Poet

Date: 6/30/2013 2:12:00 PM

Yes I know him and I like his acting!Very good Clerihew here Andrea.

Robert Johnson

Date: 6/30/2013 12:43:00 PM

Gosh, is he over 50? Time flies!

Carrie Richards

Date: 6/30/2013 9:47:00 AM

He sure knows how to stir up controversy from time to time..........either he's hot.....or he's not! I remember those "Top Gun" days.........when he was on top of the heap........but then he got 'creepy' ! Good choice for a cleihew!!