Humorous Science Fiction Poems
These Humorous Science Fiction poems are examples of Science Fiction poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Science Fiction Humorous poems written by international poets.
Take Us To Your Leadersuddenly aliens appeared
and asked me to take them to our leader
I took them home…
…we drank, we smoked, we played music
they left and an...
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science fiction, crazy, friend, humorous, science
Earth Eulogy
Earth Eulogy
By Mark D. Stucky
She was a good planet,
put to death in her prime
by a pandemic of people.
Homo-sapiens was a disease
with mutating and metastasizing
technological and...
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science fiction, death, earth, environment, planet,
AND ACTIONwhen I leave the house
sheep have been arranged in fields
and the allocations of cars
have been made for today’s passing
with scripts sent out nightly
to those...
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humorous, life, science fiction,
Planeteeringorange swirls
from dusty footing
hiking up
to Mars’s mountain
peaks and caps
and canyons crying
out for days
of gravel pounding
edges ledges
handhold wedges
reddish sun
through reddish mist
of burning sand
in drought-filled land
all...
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science fiction, adventure, fun, humorous, planet,
Alien InvasionI don’t have a basement
there’s no hills here to run to
no caves for miles around
haven’t stockpiled tins of beans
or tomatoes
or peach slices
panic buying hasn’t been...
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science fiction, fun, funny, humanity, humor,
science - fictionice fishing
is there a science to it
that's fiction
I say that
cause my fish is somewhat small
mayhaps your hole is too small
if you make your hole bigger
your...
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science fiction, analogy, fish, fishing, humorous,
Rectangular AsymmetryI didn't know what to do when the android fell into the river
he wasn't programmed for such eventualities.. neither was I,
he quickly became cold...
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science fiction, fun, humorous, life, river,
Motley Crew of CorpsesOne Summer night, just around dawn
A Motley Crew came to town
But there was something that filled with dread
They were all very dead.
The folk scattered to...
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science fiction, america, evil, fun, halloween,
EntrepreneurHe wrote a big sign pointed to the sky
Aimed at space ships just passing by;
All Alien life forms catered for, it said,
Full English B& B...
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fantasy, humorous, science fiction,
Superstar
lola smalanna was fine
until she turned about nine
when momma brought home
an eclectic tome
and the stars did misalign.
...
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science fiction, destiny, growing up, humor,
Ice Rock ComethBehold & beware…
green comet
sails through
cadaverous darkness
on its journey through
Sol’s neighborhood
Gaia’s parasites
blink at
the luminous
icy rock
(they are
pummeled by...
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science fiction, dark, humorous, satire, science
Retrograde RuminationsI
of
warped words
& soundless mind
out of mindless sight
no(some)where
blurring into
the No-Go Realm
(chasing cunning
cryptic clouds
of thoughtcrimes)
I touch
no man's land
out never
where I'm supposed
to be or
not begin
I am there
not here
catastrophically
contemplating
caricatures
of...
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science fiction, dark, humorous, nonsense, science
There May Be a Paradoxical MirrorThere may be a mirror universe
in which time runs backwards
Hawkins hosts dinner for time travelers
who eat dark matter for dessert
...
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humorous, science, science fiction,
Balance In the MiddleMy blood loves sugar
my liver loves gall
your kiss is sweet
your nausea is salt
I'm diabetic for you
in the mix of everything
I'm not bad
at all !...
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science fiction, adventure, allegory, extended metaphor,
Barbequing AliensBARBEQUING ALIENS
Astronaut Chris Hadfield said space smells like burnt steak
Is this down to the aliens and all the barbeques they make
There's stories of abducted cows...
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Categories:
crazy, humorous, science fiction,