Barbequing Aliens

BARBEQUING ALIENS Astronaut Chris Hadfield said space smells like burnt steak Is this down to the aliens and all the barbeques they make There's stories of abducted cows disappearing over Mexico While innocently chewing the cud in their grazing meadow Nothing is found again, just the remains of a odd cow heel As aliens hang out steaks on jet engines to get a hot meal With no temperature gauge things can as get a little burnt And we as know cooking a steak is something to be learnt The modern era upon us steak grill houses were then built There those daft aliens can have their steaks up to the hilt But, It's not ended the burnt steak aroma we find in space 'Cause with all that alien flatulence, no one is saving grace Indiana Shaw . . . : /