Entrepreneur

He wrote a big sign pointed to the sky Aimed at space ships just passing by; All Alien life forms catered for, it said, Full English B& B with King Sized Bed. He didn’t think about it any more Until the slosh came at his door. Standing there with a large suit case A column of water with a vague face, Which sort of said in a rippling way Is the bed still vacant just now today? Full English breakfast would be so good Four sausages please and some black pud. He tried so hard and did his best And he passed some form of test; Only an official from Galaxy Northern HQ Who just happened to be passing through! He got Five Stars and One Anchor rating With special mention of the catering. He can charge astronomical rates To that official and all its mates Who tend to drop in from the sky When they happen to be passing by. His story doesn’t just end here: Galactic Entrepreneur of the Year, He’s opened up a brand new place Just on the fringes of outer space, Which won Nine Stars for being so cool For providing Chess and Eight Ball pool With special facilities for those not able To properly stand and reach the table And something really very new A fully adjustable billiard cue So much better than the norm For adjusting to Alien Life Form. Here endeth this tale on such notes of joy Concerning success of made good local boy