Sorry Science Poems

Good morning Poison Squirrels,
Today I am going to address your bowel problems

My class groans.
We don’t like to think about them.
We are teens.

Your mouth chews up...

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the universe exists
to give humans a backstory
- no humans, no universe
it’s all heads
in the shape of our heads

history could be made up
and I know people...

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News is abhorring
And so boring
Starting from the break of dawn
I think we need
To be indeed
Vaccinated for the yawn

They always try
The same tired lie
Their old shtick...

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HALAI: Hi Punyone, I know I’ve made some very poor decisions lately, but I give you my complete assurance that I will be back to...

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Medic medic
Amoeba down
Hurry hurry
Before it drowns

Step step
From there to here
Medic medic
Has no fear

Dividing dividing
The nucleus splits
Membranes membranes
All have slits

Fix it fix it
Cytoplasm’s spilling
Rushes and gushes
The...

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Magnets never lie,
Magnets never die.
As will our love,
You and I  

I have finally arrived,
To remain behind.
This time it will never break apart,
Till the very...

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We grew up with sci-fiction,                                        ...

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your world will end
you know the trend

unless you grab the now and run
ensure companies do their share
vote leaders in who dare to care
for this our...

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Not Yet Who I Would Be!

I am not who I would be, and sorry that's true
on the chance, I'm a 'weak,' not a 'strong' force...

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What's in all those flasks and beakers
  Powerful brains for inspirational speakers

What's thawing out in that microwave
  Like-new used lungs, they're all the...

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Snorting, snarling, spewing, glowing
phosphors from its flaring, hairy nostrils
the Truesoarius is a mythic dragon
that stalks and lurks in lore.
Never cowering in a cave,
ready to rise...

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One of the theories I haven't quite grasped
Is quantum physics, it has a tendency to leave me aghast
Now I ain't stupid
Oops sorry, I just tooted
We...

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The long road to nowhere.


My thoughts are like a box of frogs;
The top comes off and they are all gone.
I have no control over all...

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“You've probably figured it out by now,
I am not really a human being,
my home is three whole galaxies away,
and the form that you now are...

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In 2038 time travel was/is invented. 
The first travelers -- scientists, all, are tasked to find out
  how the first great ape became intelligent.

They...

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