Funny Scary Poems
These Funny Scary poems are examples of Scary poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Scary Funny poems written by international poets.
A Hooked Fish
Nervous I sat,
waiting to be called.
I wasn’t sure what it was he said,
but it meant a lot to me.
Then I realized,
he was not talking to...
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Categories:
me, scary, spoken word,
The BearThere once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
When the big bear stood tall
...
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Categories:
scary, adventure, animal, conflict, friend,
Clown ShoesThis limerick is about a clown,
Thought he’d do some shopping in town.
He scared baby boys,
His shoes made such noise.
So shoeless he shopped all around.
...
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Categories:
scary, baby, children, funny, games,
Corny, the ScarecrowCorny, the scarecrow,
Was a fun and playful soul,
Stuffed with corn shucks,
And anchored to a long pole.
Corny, the scarecrow,
Is a creepy, daunting sort,
Made of last year’s...
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Categories:
scary, bird, childhood, christmas, holiday,
Fishy Smell Is Not At All Me
There is one job I could never do
ever since leaving school this was a no
never felt any real direction at that time
but a fish shop...
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Categories:
fish, food, life, scary,
Red Hot Cayene Pepperred hot cayene pepper
bit my tongue ~ mouth like a snake
I need an ice cube...
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Categories:
food, humor, pain, scary,
It Stared Long Agoa few minutes in silence : a few minutes alone
how funny it is I every thing remember well
how strong I have gotten from all those...
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Categories:
scary, betrayal, character, emotions, writing,
One Scary HalloweenThe faces of parents revealed not a worry; not a care.
Kids walked alone, not for tricks, but for treats.
No child was worried about the candy...
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Categories:
scary, halloween,
ChupacabraChupacabra came in the night
It gave everyone great fright
Jack shouted a loud "Boo!”
Chupacabra withdrew
and hid in shadow out of sight....
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Categories:
funny, giggle, humorous, scary,
ScaryThere once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
When the black bear stood tall
...
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Categories:
animal, funny, scary,
Waiters For Painful EndTo The Demons you wish to be kind
It mustn’t cross your kind mind to bind:
They will be watching you, not at all blind,
As they...
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Categories:
death, evil, religion, scary,
Ashtray's Mistakes--Ashtray's Mistakes--
Prehistoric defibrillating battlegrounds. The memorial, obviously unpleasant.
Entrapped in the know how, detrimental reimbursement.
Sundried; like the corpse of a moon bridge, fading away.
Tinfoil hats do...
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Categories:
scary, anger, freedom, how i
Scary PoemScary Poem
I love scary poems
Every haunting word
They shake your reality
Your imagination is stirred
Though the magic is dark
It crawls on your mind
And opens the door
Of a...
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Categories:
scary, howl,
Is Waiting"Yes, get in the tourist bus; a funny ride is waiting
You will enjoy kissing the clouds - and rain slide is waiting."
Is my heart nothing...
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Categories:
anger, scary, stress, time,
Do Not Do DrugsMy husband was helping clean out an old shed
With our dog contently watching him
All rubbish items were thrown to the ground
Ready to go in the...
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Categories:
crazy, funny, scary,