Funny Scary Poems
These Funny Scary poems are examples of Scary poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Scary Funny poems written by international poets.
scary, baby, children, funny, games,
This limerick is about a clown,
Thought he’d do some shopping in town.
He scared baby boys,
His shoes made such noise.
So shoeless he shopped all around.
Corny, the Scarecrow
scary, bird, childhood, christmas, holiday,
Corny, the scarecrow,
Was a fun and playful soul,
Stuffed with corn shucks,
And anchored to a long pole.
Corny, the scarecrow,
Is a creepy, daunting sort,
Made of last year’s...
Fishy Smell Is Not At All Me
fish, food, life, scary,
There is one job I could never do
ever since leaving school this was a no
never felt any real direction at that time
but a fish shop...
Red Hot Cayene Pepper
food, humor, pain, scary,
red hot cayene pepper
bit my tongue ~ mouth like a snake
I need an ice cube...
It Stared Long Ago
scary, betrayal, character, emotions, writing,
a few minutes in silence : a few minutes alone
how funny it is I every thing remember well
how strong I have gotten from all those...
One Scary Halloween
The faces of parents revealed not a worry; not a care.
Kids walked alone, not for tricks, but for treats.
No child was worried about the candy...
funny, giggle, humorous, scary,
Chupacabra came in the night
It gave everyone great fright
Jack shouted a loud "Boo!”
and hid in shadow out of sight....
animal, funny, scary,
There once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
When the black bear stood tall
Waiters For Painful End
death, evil, religion, scary,
To The Demons you wish to be kind
It mustn’t cross your kind mind to bind:
They will be watching you, not at all blind,
scary, anger, freedom, how i
Prehistoric defibrillating battlegrounds. The memorial, obviously unpleasant.
Entrapped in the know how, detrimental reimbursement.
Sundried; like the corpse of a moon bridge, fading away.
Tinfoil hats do...
I love scary poems
Every haunting word
They shake your reality
Your imagination is stirred
Though the magic is dark
It crawls on your mind
And opens the door
anger, scary, stress, time,
"Yes, get in the tourist bus; a funny ride is waiting
You will enjoy kissing the clouds - and rain slide is waiting."
Is my heart nothing...
Do Not Do Drugs
crazy, funny, scary,
My husband was helping clean out an old shed
With our dog contently watching him
All rubbish items were thrown to the ground
Ready to go in the...
Eddy, Bank Robber 2
crazy, scary, society,
I asked Eddy on this and he asked me who told me. I said one of the lads but I don’t want you hurting him....
food, night, scary, tree,
He sits in the tree
at night waiting and watching
for his prey to come
Date Written: 10/16/2019
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