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Funny Scary Poems

These Funny Scary poems are examples of Scary poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Scary Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Clown Shoes
This limerick is about a clown,
Thought he’d do some shopping in town.
He scared baby boys,
His shoes made such noise.
So shoeless he shopped all around.

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: scary, baby, children, funny, games,

Premium Member Corny, the Scarecrow
Corny, the scarecrow,
Was a fun and playful soul,
Stuffed with corn shucks,
And anchored to a long pole.

Corny, the scarecrow,
Is a creepy, daunting sort,
Made of last year’s...

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Categories: scary, bird, childhood, christmas, holiday,

Premium Member Fishy Smell Is Not At All Me
There is one job I could never do
ever since leaving school this was a no
never felt any real direction at that time
but a fish shop...

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Categories: fish, food, life, scary,

Premium Member Red Hot Cayene Pepper
red hot cayene pepper
bit my tongue ~ mouth like a snake
I need an ice cube...

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Categories: food, humor, pain, scary,

It Stared Long Ago
a few minutes in silence : a few minutes alone
how funny it is I every thing remember well
how strong I have gotten from all those...

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Categories: scary, betrayal, character, emotions, writing,

Premium Member One Scary Halloween
The faces of parents revealed not a worry; not a care.
Kids walked alone, not for tricks, but for treats.
No child was worried about the candy...

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Categories: scary, halloween,

Premium Member Chupacabra
Chupacabra came in the night
It gave everyone great fright
	Jack shouted a loud "Boo!”
	Chupacabra withdrew
and hid in shadow out of sight....

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Categories: funny, giggle, humorous, scary,

Premium Member Scary
There once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
     When the black bear stood tall

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, funny, scary,

Waiters For Painful End
To The Demons you wish to be kind 
It mustn’t cross your kind mind to bind:
They will be watching you, not at all blind,
As they...

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Categories: death, evil, religion, scary,

Ashtray's Mistakes
--Ashtray's Mistakes--

Prehistoric defibrillating battlegrounds. The memorial, obviously unpleasant.

Entrapped in the know how, detrimental reimbursement.

Sundried; like the corpse of a moon bridge, fading away.

Tinfoil hats do...

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© Mr Pickles  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: scary, anger, freedom, how i

Scary Poem
Scary Poem

I love scary poems
Every haunting word
They shake your reality
Your imagination is stirred

Though the magic is dark
It crawls on your mind
And opens the door
Of a...

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Categories: scary, howl,

Is Waiting
"Yes, get in the tourist bus; a funny ride is waiting
You will enjoy kissing the clouds - and rain slide is waiting."

Is my heart nothing...

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Categories: anger, scary, stress, time,

Premium Member Do Not Do Drugs
My husband was helping clean out an old shed
With our dog contently watching him
All rubbish items were thrown to the ground
Ready to go in the...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crazy, funny, scary,

Eddy, Bank Robber 2
I asked Eddy on this and he asked me who told me. I said one of the lads but I don’t want you hurting him....

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Categories: crazy, scary, society,

Premium Member At Night
He sits in the tree 
at night waiting and watching 
for his prey to come 


Date Written: 10/16/2019 

Owl Haiku Poetry Contest      ...

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Categories: food, night, scary, tree,