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War Satire Poems

These War Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about War. These are the best examples of Satire War poems written by international poets.

Let them fight wars

Let them fight with each other
Let them kill and be killed 
Let them release themselves
Let them die or mayhem

Fighting as they're fond of hunting
As they're...

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Categories: satire, 1st grade, anger, conflict,

Tanks-A-Lot

Hey everyone
A new job I got
From none other
Than Tanks-A-Lot

We build large tanks
Two everyday
And that is how
We earn our pay

Hey everyone
We’re going to ship
Thirty two tanks
At...

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Categories: america, satire, war,

Igor needs a bigger lab I

What explains Trumpenstein’s command
That the U.S. borders expand?
His withered small shaft
Needs a bigger graft  
Of mastodon parts from Greenland 
...

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Categories: satire, war,

This is Happy Land, The World's Playground, lyrics

"Welcome to the playground"
'Ring around the roses. Ring around the roses. 
Ring around the roses. Ring around the roses.'

Jack the ripper, he slept with a...

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Categories: satire, birthday, conflict, culture, dark,

Ah the gods

The gods!  Ah, the gods
The little silver gods
How fairy-like a melody there bloats
Within their throats
From their fire and brimstone spewing throats
From the parched and...

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Categories: god, religion, satire, war,

Nostalgia ad Absurdum

   Remember the paperless office
     How ‘bout the flying car
   And back in the days of the...

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Categories: satire, future, moving on, nostalgia,

Speaker

Speaker, speaker I'm listening...

You’re doing the right thing!
Unswayed from Kremlin propaganda
Isn’t how our country should swing
Faith changed; policies rearranged
Soul-searching, amazing grace you’ve seen the light
Unveilings...

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Categories: satire, appreciation, political,

We Have Arrived

   Ever since I can remember, back to 1954
     seems there’s been perpetual war

   Where have I...

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Categories: celebration, literature, memory, satire,

A Narrative Sure to Resonate with Those Who Stand for Justice

   Mexico claims part of Texas as its own  
     Calls to invade the Lone Star State have...

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Categories: america, irony, satire, truth,

Loose Threads

La da di lay
La da di la 

Nothing is real,
isn’t that nice?

La da di day
La da di night

Everything breaks,
but it burns so bright-

and when I...

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Categories: satire, allusion, freedom, humanity, imagination,

Irony 'War' vs Satire 'Peace'

They'd be war a'coming
nay a battle
for wars a meant to last ...!

They say wars do end ...
and then they turn into battles
then battles become personal
then...

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Categories: satire, allusion, analogy, irony, peace,

And Make It a L-O-O-O-O-N-G One

As POTUS he fled from Afghanistan
     abandoning our troops in the sand 

   As VEEP he kowtowed to the...

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Categories: america, humor, leadership, satire,

Wwiii

Will the final chapter of the book "World War III" be titled "OOPS!!"...

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Categories: satire, war,

What Did I Do - In Putins Own Words

What did I do,
Quite the disaster, but if only they knew
The depth of the hole I find myself in,
Thank goodness ambition is no mortal sin.

I...

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Categories: satire, betrayal, death, parody, patriotic,

Knockout

Knockout!
Drop the bowling ball on Putin’s head
See how the multi coloured ball
Adds another colour to its rainbow hue
Now bloody red with a bit of brains...

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Categories: satire, conflict, military, political,