Thank You Satire Poems

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Politely, thank you for engaging me
But transform myself?
No, thank you

Leap for me, like a bullfrog under a blood moon in the heart of Guatemala
Sing for...

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I know I'm slightly losing it and Jill sees that now too,
So all we can but hope for is to Bluster and to Woo.
What If...

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What did I do,
Quite the disaster, but if only they knew
The depth of the hole I find myself in,
Thank goodness ambition is no mortal sin.

I...

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“ChatGPT-4, can you give me your literary opinion on the following sonnet? By the way, it is preambled by an explanatory prolegomenon which discusses the...

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God rest ye merry gentleman
Thank the Lord that you are able
By devious manipulation to
Keep the turkey on the table;

All praise to those good bankers 
Who...

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They did it they really did it,
Can you believe it, can it be true;
My folks are angry, their passions lit
One voice united, this act the...

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Dear First World, Salute to you
Accept humble bow, from the Third World.
Thank you for the great lectures for fu***ing idiots.
Heads hung low, wide-eyed,
we clapped.

You sold...

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Furious screams from the left
  Hate-filled rants from the right 
Come join us! Come join us!
  So brilliant our light...

No thank you, not...

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You run...
from pillar to post,
stick your neck out,
bend over backwards
just to satisfy them.
They're "your friends,"
or so you think.
They ask for the moon,
you give it two-fold.
The...

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Now I just went into college,
and oh, how it opened my eyes,
showed me the microagressions,
the dog-whistles hidden inside.
And since I have a brown skin-tone
you should...

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Such a romantic evening
Both engrossed in watching
A movie in the theatre
Naturally ‘together’
He occupies the aisle seat
Away some 20 feet
She’s on his left extreme
In between
He messages
In...

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Me behind the wheel
But something amiss
Not the usual 
'In control' feel
Visibility almost zero
Foggy windscreen
Nothing can be seen
I turn the ignition off
Can’t switch off
Nervousness, anxiety
What to...

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Schiff picked up the phone receiver again:Pelosi, your idea's great! The pizzas paid off! The gofers all rolled back! And their hauptman Mutt Gaets vanished,...

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'Twas the night before Christmas' ...
          And with finances dead,
      ...

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