Who's left but me - in Joe Bidens words

I know I'm slightly losing it and Jill sees that now too, So all we can but hope for is to Bluster and to Woo. What If I sometimes falter with names or something more, Only Fox is bent on keeping that lame and pointless score. The rest of my fan Media provides me with great flak, While I air my inner Irish and repeatedly attack. As to the clueless voters I truly feel for all, I quietly do get them, as the choices do appall. Trump is but a cannon with a worn-out rusty bore, Little in the barrel spraying mayhem aft and fore. And to my friend Kamala, words truly don't suffice, But no-one of sound mind would want to roll that dice. So what are we now left with that possibly makes sense, To getting people voting and off that dreaded fence. I'm quite the only choice if truth be clearly told, Despite the fact I'm quirky and obviously quite old. Thank goodness for the knowledge my team will see me through, I bless HIM every night for this weird creative crew. They tell me what to say whenever I might need, Have me practice all darn day to show that I can lead. It's a challenge for them all but what about for me, I’m sure it’ll be worth it in the end as you will see. And while this plan unfolds I’ll keep a low profile Speaking ever less as has become my style. There is one thing that worries me far more than I would care, Jon Stewart's now resurfacing with his weird confounding stare. Throwing comments like sharp knives as a rapper from the hood, And jabs like some street thug with a blistering left hook. I’m asking my top people to rush him off the air, The answer that I’m getting is pretend he isn’t there. None of this a problem, the story of my life, I cherish a good brawl and every dose of strife. Abortion is my ticket with progressives by my side, This alone will stem the frothing MAGA tide. Just watch me now perform with my wily stash of tricks, For if Trump is made of Teflon, I’m made from Scranton bricks.