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Teacher Satire Poems

These Teacher Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Teacher. These are the best examples of Satire Teacher poems written by international poets.

Cagey Canary Cat Caught

You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Categories: satire, bird, cat, giggle, home,

Today's Meeting of Republicans For Biden

Today's virtual meeting is now called to order
    Log on quick. POTUS' giving away the country and its borders...

  I'd like...

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Categories: satire, america, giving, humor, leadership,

New Teachers Want a Male Teacher

The new teachers wanted to hire a male teacher
He will be able to control them, they argued.
He will be forceful, they will listen to him

Some...

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Categories: satire, school, teacher,

Somebody Check

Somebody check the fellow in the next bed
I've got a feeling he may well be dead
When they brought him, he was bleeding from the head
Somebody...

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Categories: satire, america, anxiety, class, history,

Today I Was Speechless

The child is perpetually angry
Because he is incredibly sad
He is not a delight to his teacher
Enjoys stirring things up
Often keeps his classmates on edge
His teacher...

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Categories: satire,

Google and Translation

My students adore Google so much.
They take it for magic or Midas’ touch 
I show them how it translates,
And beg to follow my dictates.
But alas!...

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Categories: satire, confidence, education, future, graduation,

Somehow That Makes Me Racist, Part I

I bought myself an ice scream stand,
that kind that every small town has,
and summer was coming quickly,
so I needed workers, and fast.
But I did my...

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Categories: satire, corruption, culture, how i

Discipline Works Wonders

~ Discipline Works Wonders ~


His parents tied his left arm behind his chair
So their poor little Gary wouldn't dare
To do such a sinister, such an...

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Categories: conflict, parents, satire, teacher,

Cdc Manual For School In the Fall

Pandemic madness.
Just read the CDC Manual for school next fall.
All children must stay six feet apart.
Have they ever met a three or four-year-old?
Have they ever...

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Categories: health, satire, school, student,

Sweet Imagination

Super Fantasy is my new Teacher
Secret code to talk in Letter
Services are to do to show Man-li-ness
Inner-Peace falls in this Category

Teenage is just Time-For-This
Activity to...

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Categories: satire, anti bullying, art, autumn,

Raise Your Fist

Sanders and Warren to Chicago, come see!
   Give the teachers' union your advice, for free!
'Demand more money, raise your fist -- go on...

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Categories: political, satire, teacher,

An Answer For All, Part 1

Take leave of this
Veneer of contented containment 
Go tell your thoughts
Delineate the shades of
Dusk and the dark 
Beneath the ashes sleep
Never renews this life 
Little...

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Categories: philosophy, riddle, satire, society,

It Is Dilemma On Wheels

it is dilemma on wheels
little teacher
in little classroom
with little head-gear
using little resources
teaching little children
sitting on little desks
doing little examinations
go out with little knowledge
to serve in...

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Categories: africa, education, satire,

They Strike Terror In My Soul

I am an elementary school counselor.
Everyone else shuns the sixth graders, they are my pals.
They are the ones I know the best, we have the...

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Categories: satire, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Calindae Knows Everything

Calindae knows everything
She is the expert of all
I sit next to her during meetings
For there might be group work
And I know she will grab the...

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Categories: 12th grade, funny, satire,