Sport Satire Poems
These Sport Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Sport. These are the best examples of Satire Sport poems written by international poets.
People and ClownsPeople and Clowns
People laugh at clowns
for entertainment and sport
because clowns are fools
who laugh at them in return
because they mimic people....
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Categories:
humor, satire,
'holy, Holy, Holy Is the Sport of Hosts'The NBA's on NBC and CBS
on Christmas Day
Holiness is Big...
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Categories:
christmas, satire, sports, technology,
Star JumpsI love the way your boobs
Bounce up and down
When you do star jumps
It's so amazing to see
You sporty lady...
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Categories:
for her, satire, sexy,
If You Pull a Long Face - Part XiiIF YOU PULL A LONG FACE : Part XII
IF you pull a mighty long face
Such as even Bollywood can't display
Put not the blame on the...
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Categories:
satire, heartbroken, longing, lost love,
Indisputably EuropeanYou always eat a sandwich with a knife and a fork
You don't think of bacon when you think of pork
You'd likely drop...
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Categories:
america, culture, satire,
A Bus of DinonaursTo honor the mother who raised him
the baby that grew from baby to baby
collects a bus full of baby dinosaurs
and goes with them in...
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Categories:
pride, satire,
Identity and DifferenceObsessed with harmony,
I write this allegory:
Once there were two rival kings,
Actually brothers.
Each always (or at least often) thought:
Only my God exists.
They thought not of...
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Categories:
satire,
Hypothesis On AristocracyThe moon was on its wane
Men enjoying killing animals in sport
Gallery floated by nymphs
Followed by princess and her mates
Hitherto hope sustained,
Anguishes over ruled,
Staggered by sickening...
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Categories:
allusion, satire,
Lost LoserLOST LOSER
Bad enough to hear ‘you lose’
Then a flock of mail flies in
Don’t know which one you should choose
Then you glimpse ‘an AWESOME win’
Maybe it’s...
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Categories:
satire, devotion, funny, on writing
Land of Milk and HoneyLand of Milk & Honey.
The president has banned the verb “work,” there are no job seekers
or unemployed people, but those who administrate the...
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Categories:
political, satire,
A PirateA Pirate
There once was a pirate called Mangon
Who raped the High Seas with a fangen*
But one night at Port
They captured the sport
Now crows rape his...
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Categories:
adventure, funny, satire,
If I Were a Guy, I'DIf I were a guy…I’d…
Go on a hunt
Learn to punt
Fix my own brakes
Eat rare steaks
Sport long johns
Stomp on tampons
Start bar fights
Ignore red lights
Swing a big...
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Categories:
satire,
Riddle Me ThisRiddle me this
a question I raise
this thing I have found still keeps me amazed
This thing has no weight
or numbers or size
there is little...
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Categories:
satire, children, funny, imagination, love,
Bad Ol FrankBAD MOORAH-FRANK
Now Bad-Moorah-Frank he weren't a yank
He was Canadiannnnnn.
He didn't like the burglar Hank.
He'd stuff him up again!
Old Hank arrived at quarter to 5.
With jimmy...
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Categories:
art, satire,
MaradonaMaradona
He is the footballer of the year
His frosty sport was like a boom
He announced his presence
Under a strain of marshal melody
And with a blast he...
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Categories:
allegory, satire,