Seasons Satire Poems

Don’t know that I have
a favorite season 

I mean, Spring is quite
nice, if you don’t mind
sneezin’

Summer, warmly teasing!
Till sunburn besets the host,
unarguably not pleasing

Winter skiing,...

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Scratch off everyone who passed away
and those who went astray
those who did not send you one
I know but Blah Humbug! is somewhat fun
Have to send...

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All winter I patiently wait,
To see flowers outside my gate;
To have flowers in bloom,
Fill the air with perfume,
I'm sure that you all can relate.

If you...

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Weapons of mass destruction 
a time for mass production 
this is the way the world will end 
in silence, this is the way the world
is...

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maypole in winter?
blindfolding fog folds and cold ~
ribbons of rays rage


29 October 2021...

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Oh okay, you’re colorful 
And I like that thing you’re doing with your wings 
Mmmm yeah, fluff those feathers 
Do that hopping thing again 
I...

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another Nigerian spam found poem

the Nigerians keep sending me
and millions of others
delightedly creative spam messages
this is one of the nicer ones
I have received 

Enjoy
but don’t...

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Massacre
In Paris, the police fight firefighters
the press is silent, perhaps a small notice
on the back page.
Had the same thing happened in Hong Kong
the press and...

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Massacre
In Paris, the police fight firefighters
the press is silent, perhaps a small notice
on the back page.
Had the same thing happened in Hong Kong
the press and...

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Pay me in compliments, keep your money 
The unbreakable one wishes not to be bribed
A pride that cannot be loaned 
Expensive swagger that can't be...

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HELLO,IT'S ME
AND MY LOVE
DOING THINGS WE LOVE
DO YOU DO IT?
DO YOU SEE IT?
DO YOU FEEL IT?
DO YOU LOVE IT?
HERE I DO
YES I DO

OOPS!
I KNOW YOU...

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Dearest springtime, you have come yet again!
Bestowing us with the cock of sunrise,
Whose doodle-does rise both poet and pen,
Musing what’ll be your forget-me-not size.

I’m dandy...

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Winter is bitter with me
Summer is cruel to me
When Autumn came
Told me to forget Spring...

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So tell me, how are you, my friend, she said
I hesitate, reluctant to speak true
For if I tell the truth what can she do
It's easier...

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Summer came,
but without the sun
Winter came
but without snow
The sun never rose
but people looked on...

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