Dog Satire Poems
These Dog Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about Dog. These are the best examples of Satire Dog poems written by international poets.
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500 clicks down, was code phrase for battle ships gone all depth charge. The deeper you go down that black-holed sink, the more you understand...
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satire,
Fruit LeatherYou bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...
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fruit, humor, satire,
Last ReflectionsThe sun it sat high and so sparkling bright.
The birds were a chorus, an eddy of flight.
I met an old man with a very old...
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satire, christmas, death, faith, fate,
The KingdomThe black squirrels and black cat watching care and caution
They arrived unexpected suddenly
The golden and white dog, silver laced lays near the door
The porch is...
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caregiving, life, satire,
Storytime For the Poorly Behaved Child“I’ll tell you one about the Big Red Dog
He’s big and clumsy but you love him despite this
Well, kids, Clifford's big bones just turned six!
but...
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fun, satire,
Stoned ChihuahuaI'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked....
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satire, animal, dog, funny, hilarious,
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satire, abuse, allegory, allusion, analogy,
Badgered In BaltimoreBadgered In Baltimore
Dear Blabby,
My bride of forty-five years has a cow whenever she suspects me of catting around. She...
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marriage, satire,
The TreeWhen I look at a tree
enchanted I am by
grand height and width,
luxurious foliage, plush branches
on display – somewhat jealous
of apparent supportive appeal,
birds that sing...
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satire, humorous, hyperbole, imagination, perspective,
ConflictingPeople walk at random
...
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satire, adventure, allegory, allusion, appreciation,
A Kiss On the ForeheadA kiss on the forehead
Is a gesture of betrayal
It's not a kiss of love
Filled with joy and humor.
It would be better to kiss a dog
Which...
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satire, bullying, environment, fantasy, funny,
I Vomit PoemsI’m a modern poet.
Pyromaniac.
Psychotic.
And schizophrenic.
Living in emptiness,
I walk in the convolutions of absurdity.
Idiocy spreads over me like the sky.
My poetry storms between cozy shelters and...
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satire, allegory, allusion, anxiety, art,
Sickness of the InsideI wandered through the walls alone
Where cut stones curse and split stumps groan.
The Quacks couldn't cure me.
I was an anomaly.
A case lost in...
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satire, health, humor, mental illness,
Behind Blind Eyes the Mute Mouth Mutters"They see."
So I'm told,
As if I'm to know what that means.
Just another thing said,
Without need for all
the head.
"See?"
The preponderence of "sight" slipped into mine,
And...
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confusion, introspection, metaphor, satire,
What You Say To a Cat What a Cat ThinksWhat you say to a cat what a cat thinks
I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...
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satire, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,