Sarky Poems - Poems about Sarky

...Twas the semi final Coming to its end, Three all male finalists Bucking previous trend. When told she was leaving She'd stoically played her part. Deep down she was seething With murder in her......Read the rest...

...An apology to Tracey Emin for "Not Feeling Tracey's Badger" Tracey and the Boar I woke this morn regretting it Saying Tracey’s Owl is s**t! With one mean and sarky jerk I cast aspersions on ......Read the rest...

...In sang-froid, sass cords: Sangoma dashes siren, Thunder crashes trunk; Sarky banters with lippy. Spim for Santa maidenhead.......Read the rest...

...He's always one to leave his mark No matter who ever is in his sight Those days, watch out for his bark I'm told it's much worse than his bite I'm told he's someone who's adored But can also b......Read the rest...

...Pouncing An azure sky was overhead, The goats n fowls had gone to bed Cos it was getting darkly, Me memory of it isna clear I didna even suck no beer, Just getting a bit sarky. I went to l......Read the rest...

...You know, I thought changing one’s job would be easy, To start a new vocation would be breezy. I got me local newspaper, looking for a job as a sparky, (electrician) But I said “what the F-ck, the......Read the rest...

...He grins like sweet summer sun and dons a musky mojo, causing the blooms to titter and roll their sweat onto him; trancing the sage-less, sarky studmuffins to stare in awe; and I, the shufflebut......Read the rest...