King of Sarcasium

He's always one to leave his mark No matter who ever is in his sight Those days, watch out for his bark I'm told it's much worse than his bite I'm told he's someone who's adored But can also be a health hazard if near Perhaps he should get some award Like sarcastic barstard of the year And he like's to let you take the bate As always that's hook, line and sinker But it's no use trying to have a debate As he's not really that much of a thinker The thing is he'd give you an ananuyisum I'm now told by all of his friends and family It's what they call him, the king of sarcasium But I've never known anyone quite as sarky Written by myself david scott (2007) A poem ide inspierd by friends and group conversations over years came up through topic of conversation with sister and brotherin law at time in a joking sort of way a tribute to him but to all those out there KING OF SARCASIUM