Tracey and the Boar

An apology to Tracey Emin for "Not Feeling Tracey's Badger" Tracey and the Boar I woke this morn regretting it Saying Tracey’s Owl is s**t! With one mean and sarky jerk I cast aspersions on her work The opinion that I hold of Tracey: Brave and bold and rather racy I’m just jealous of her balls And that she has her stuff on walls The girl’s been doing it for years Painting truth through joy and tears An artist’s path is long and rough What right have I to knock her stuff? The animals were pretty cute (I swear I heard the Owl hoot) Hands up, Tracey, I repent For you are truly Eminent If I were Tracey I would draw This sorry poet as a Boar by Gail