Saint Peter Poems - Poems about Saint Peter

...When I saw the Grim Reaper pull out his peeper and pee on the patio, I yelled, "Hey Jack! Can't you use the facilities out back? That's what normal people do, you know. I always said......

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...(A lone figure, kneels and prays. Watched by his faithful cat, Rudolph) I was born a sinner Lord For all us triers are Blindly sent to live by You An unknown higher power To try to defeat......

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... DoctorDoctor, doctor, how did the operation go? – But what doctor, what nonsense! Look, I'm Saint Peter! PS. alkas TRANSLATING Paulo Miranda......

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...In the dark hours of Thursday morning, at 4:26am, a young boy voice screaming was heard from the vatican city walls. The Vatican walls threw back the echoes of Sodomy,rape, paedophilia, and financ......

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...Soiled sinners lecturing on the art of being pristine. Innocents retreats to black pits and dank seams God tucked away the ivory ring and red lantern very few are rescued from the darkness within......

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..." Many, many years ago our Parish Priest told this story, and I have never forgotten it. The moral being that God helps those that helps themselves. It was a pleasure to put that story to rhyme, and ......

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...When I was young I was eager and free, believing in something came quite naturally. Found new things to conquer and new hills to climb, worked hard for perfection most all of the time. Dug thro......

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...“The same as it was before I arrived … Some better, some worse some forever contrived” “With good and with evil my battle is done A trumpet plays distant His will zero sum” A ticket to pu......

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...Light bids me welcome darkness retreats Alas poor death thou must be alone His gate reopens before yours has locked The harp of an Angel —calling me home (The 1st Book Of Prayers: Augu......

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...Twas the night before Christmas, socks were hanging in every house Some were old, some were new, and unwashed there were few Animals were happy too, even the cats played with the mice Even the s......

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...There’s a line in heaven today Each child holding hands the teacher way Saint Peter has made his list And with each one he passes with a kiss It’s hard for the Saints not to cry As each child ......

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...Unicorn dreams surrounded his mind He was a docile man, caring and kind. Pixies and dervish were chased away. This was a sweet soul, Mr. La Cray. Pink angels were called to give him some grac......

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...Apologies, that title line Is not intended to cause harm. Exactly what Saint Peter saw, This, heaven's vision, was no charm. A sheet descending from the sky, By its four corners, lifted high, ......

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...pink granite headstones white cross above resting bones down with Davy Jones ashes thrown to the four winds places death’s journey begins where their spirit is under massive pyramids led by ......

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...[To the tune of Ghost Riders In The Sky (loosely)] * Heaven’s almost everywhere but mainly upon high Santa Claus delivers there cos he’s that kind of guy The lac......

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