Wife Rude Poems

Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...

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As I go through the store shopping,                                    you...

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Here comes Santa Claus – BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING

Poor Santa Claus comes once a year
Each Christmas night hear his wife cheer
She won’t lie on her back...

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I often wonder,                      ...

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Truth what is it
 Running off your lips of wit
 Using words you just knit
 That really was the pit
 Hurts so I will split

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My mate must have seen the big grin on my face
He said spill it man, is that grin glued in place 
I had to confess...

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Why don’t you get in the kitchen Peg and stick your head in the oven?
Peg rolls her eyes, wishing she had stayed in safety of...

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You can form opinions of me
talk down insult or mock
I don't form opinions see
your wife sits on my .....

how rude that ends reflects on you
she's...

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African maid in the middle east

monsters are equal 
to a brutal rapist

wicked wild animals 
in disguise

they are out their 
in the middle east

tormenting the life's...

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Knifing

Bread knife
Case knife

Clasp knife
Fish knife

Cut right
Such tight

Real life
Sheathe knife

Loose strife
Streak knife

Ex-wife
Wild life

after life
been cut
by knife

3/10/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2018...

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I taught a Chinese friend a new word:
which was 'bollocks,' surprisingly he didn't
know what that meant and threatened to
look up the meaning of it on...

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The *****.

Mightier than the sword?
Flaccid ruler overseeing
an asylum of nuts.

The blade may cut and thrust,
yet an organ driven
by lust
can inflict a
deeper scar.

Kingdoms lost in battle,
which...

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You don't need an explanation
When you're taking a vacation

You don't need an alibi
When you're messin' with his wife

You don't need an invitation
To crash the celebration

You...

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Jesse was a common man
he never made a lot of money
he had a troubled marriage.

His wife left him for another man
he never saw his kids...

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The Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two...

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